F*ck Me Silly Mega Masturbator
$1,342.11 $1,140.79
You’ve always dreamt of fucking a lifelike pussy/ass like this, so what are you waiting for? Take your realistic life size replica out of the box, get out the free lube, and pound it ’til you Fuck IT Silly! This mega masturbator is the most realistic piece of ass you ever fucked–and with over 20 lbs. of soft, Fanta-flesh engulfing and massaging your cock, this plush piece of pussy feels better than the real thing! Slap that big round ass and listen to the whack– it sounds and feels just like a real ass! Spread the cheeks, ram the tight little asshole, and fill it with every inch of your man meat! Now, flip the ass over on its back and the perfect pink pussy lips are spread eagle and begging for your dick! Warm and tight, this masturbator is ready to go! When you’re done, blow your load– cleanup is a snap either way with Pipedream Toy Cleaner and warm water. Best of all, it tucks away under the bed or in the closet for easy storage after the fun. No commitments, no bullshit, and no worries about knocking it up. It’s an all access, any time-any place piece of pussy and ass made just for your cock! * This product does not come with a DVD
PLEASE NOTE: We’ve made the pussy and ass openings deeper than previous models with thicker walls inside separating the rubber and the foam core. The hole on the backside of the masturbator is for air-release only. This hole does not connect to the pussy or ass and is not a drainage hole. It is designed to let air escape when fucking either the pussy or ass. If you submerge the masturbator completely in water, you will cause damage to the piece because water will get inside and wet the foam core. if the foam core gets wet, the core will shrivel up and get much smaller. You should only clean the masturbator by flushing water in and out through the pussy and ass. The two holes connect, so by flushing water through either hole will cleanse it properly. Do not rinse water through the backside opening and do not submerge the masturbator completely in water.
- Delivery & Return
Cupidshamper.com will accept Returns of defective or incorrect items only, but as a general guideline:
Faulty goods – Contact us as soon as you have received information of a defective item from your customer, for an RMA. Your customer may need to send the item back to us with a note describing the defect, and the order reference/ invoice number for the original purchase, as well as a copy of the packing slip. We will replace the item for you.
The DEFECTIVE goods must be in their original condition & original packaging.
The DEFECTIVE goods must be received by us within 30 days from the day you receive your order.
You’ve always dreamt of fucking a lifelike pussy/ass like this, so what are you waiting for? Take your realistic life size replica out of the box, get out the free lube, and pound it ’til you Fuck IT Silly! This mega masturbator is the most realistic piece of ass you ever fucked–and with over 20 lbs. of soft, Fanta-flesh engulfing and massaging your cock, this plush piece of pussy feels better than the real thing! Slap that big round ass and listen to the whack– it sounds and feels just like a real ass! Spread the cheeks, ram the tight little asshole, and fill it with every inch of your man meat! Now, flip the ass over on its back and the perfect pink pussy lips are spread eagle and begging for your dick! Warm and tight, this masturbator is ready to go! When you’re done, blow your load– cleanup is a snap either way with Pipedream Toy Cleaner and warm water. Best of all, it tucks away under the bed or in the closet for easy storage after the fun. No commitments, no bullshit, and no worries about knocking it up. It’s an all access, any time-any place piece of pussy and ass made just for your cock! * This product does not come with a DVD
PLEASE NOTE: We’ve made the pussy and ass openings deeper than previous models with thicker walls inside separating the rubber and the foam core. The hole on the backside of the masturbator is for air-release only. This hole does not connect to the pussy or ass and is not a drainage hole. It is designed to let air escape when fucking either the pussy or ass. If you submerge the masturbator completely in water, you will cause damage to the piece because water will get inside and wet the foam core. if the foam core gets wet, the core will shrivel up and get much smaller. You should only clean the masturbator by flushing water in and out through the pussy and ass. The two holes connect, so by flushing water through either hole will cleanse it properly. Do not rinse water through the backside opening and do not submerge the masturbator completely in water.
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