Penis Pasta
$21.72 $17.38
Sure, these penises might look small at first, but drop them in some hot water and watch them grow. They will become so plump and firm, that you won’t be able to help but nibble on them! Penis pasta, one of the greatest adult novelty foods, makes the perfect party dish. How about penis pasta salad? Or penises with meatballs? What a combination! Made with wheat.
Sure, these penises might look small at first, but drop them in some hot water and watch them grow. They will become so plump and firm, that you won’t be able to help but nibble on them! Penis pasta, one of the greatest adult novelty foods, makes the perfect party dish. How about penis pasta salad? Or penises with meatballs? What a combination! Made with wheat.
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