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Weed Is My Love Language Greeting Card W/matchbook
$12.48$11.86There is no greater love then when a couple’s love language is toking together! This card is meant to replace Quality Time with Quality Tokes. Write your words of affirmations inside of this card and gift this to your lover. ÂÂ
Front Message: Weed is my Love LanguageÂÂ
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)
14 in stock
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More Sex Greeting Card W/matchbook
$18.75$17.81Embrace the mantra of relaxation and enjoyment with our bold and spirited greeting card. The message “More Sex Good Weed No Stress Vibe More” is not just a statement; it’s a lifestyle. This card is perfect for those who live life to the fullest and embrace all of its pleasures. With its vibrant neon lettering against a stark black background, it stands out as a beacon of good times and chill vibes. Whether it’s for a partner, a close friend, or someone who shares your philosophy, this card is sure to make a statement and bring a smile.Patent Pending.Design Details: A dynamic greeting card with a bold black background, highlighting the mantra ‘MORE SEX GOOD WEED NO STRESS VIBE MORE’ in vivid yellow and white letters.Front Message: More Sex, Good Weed, No Stress, Vibe MoreInside Message: (Blank Inside)Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap,Matchbook
47 in stock
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Have A Nice Jay Greeting Card W/matchbook
$12.48$11.86Have a Nice Jay Greeting Card with Matchbook.
Front Message: Have a Nice JayÂÂ
Retro Vibes: This card channels the spirit of the ’70s with its funky, psychedelic design.
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)
19 in stock
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For The Record Greeting Card W/matchbook
$12.48$11.86You are DOPE and for the record, here is something to show it! Shop our brand new, “For the Record” Birthday Cannabis Greeting Card for any music lovers in your life. With a retro vibe this birthday card is perfect for your hippie stoner friend. Grab it with the matching one hitter, or without, and add your own flowers. Say happy birthday with KushKards, a gift with a lift!Blank Inside) Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″ Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook
10 in stock
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Love Retro Greeting Card W/matchbook
$18.42$17.50Love is in the air, and we’re bringing it back in style with our LOVE Retro Greeting Card. If you’re looking for a groovy way to express your affection, this card is your time machine to the era of bell bottoms, lava lamps, and heart-shaped sunglasses.
Front Message: Love
Retro Vibes: This card channels the spirit of the ’70s with its funky, psychedelic design.
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)
38 in stock
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The Stoner Prescription Greeting Card W/matchbook
$12.48$11.86The only prescription we look forward to refilling! Check out this stoner script ready to fill for the loved one in your life! When love is your drug… you get addicted! Our “Stoner Prescription” Cannabis Greeting Card is here to make the night right!
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)
13 in stock
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Weed Be Cute Greeting Card W/matchbook
$12.48$11.86Celebrate togetherness with a twist of humor with our “Weed Be Cute Together” greeting card. Perfect for couples who share a light-hearted connection and a love for laughter, this card with its vibrant lime green background and playful pink text is sure to bring a smile. Whether it’s for an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or just because, this card adds a pop of fun and color to any occasion. Give it to that special someone to express your affection in a uniquely charming way.Patent Pending.Design Details: A charming and playful greeting card with a lime green background, decorated with white and pink cannabis leaf motifs. It features the pun Weed Be Cute Together’ in stylized pink and white lettering, expressing a fun-loving and lighthearted sentiment.Front Message: Weed Be Cute TogetherInside Message: (Blank Inside)Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook.
10 in stock
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Weed Sex Lang Greeting Card W/matchbook
$18.42$17.50Unveil the secret to a blissful connection with our ‘Weed Before Sex is a Love Language’ greeting card! This card speaks volumes to those who appreciate the finer nuances of love and relaxation. With its bold green lettering and a dash of whimsy, it’s a wink and a nod to the joy of shared experiences. Whether it’s a special occasion or a spontaneous gesture, this card is the perfect way to say, “I get you,” in a language that resonates with the heart and soul. Patent Pending. Design Details: Chic white greeting card with bold green text ‘Weed Before Sex is a Love Language’, accented with playful patterns, ideal for a fun-loving couple. Front Message: Weed Before Sex Is A Love Language Inside Message: (Blank Inside) Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″ Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook.
37 in stock
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Send Doobs Greeting Card W/matchbook
$12.48$11.86We teamed up with our buds over at Roque Paq to bring a sexy Send Doobs smoking trio to a greeting card. Even better, there’s a built-in slot to hold an actual doob (supplied by you). The card comes paired with our Send Doobs matches for an iconic bundle*.ARTIST SERIES Designed By @roguepaqINSIDE: BLANKSend Nudes Matchbook by Rogue Paq Included SIZE: MINI / A2 SIZE: 5.5″ X 4.25″
1 in stock
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Birthday-gasm Greeting Card
$8.94$8.49Toss your Salad Card.For those whole love a side salad Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
3 in stock
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Birthday Sex Naughty Greeting Card
$8.94$8.49The present we all are looking forward to on our Birthday. The best sex is on your Birthday! Get this greeting card to say Happy Birthday and what you really want with our bold Naughty Kard! Write your own spicy message on the inside. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
10 in stock
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Birthday Sex Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$53.43$50.76The present we all are looking forward to on our Birthday. The best sex is on your Birthday! Get this greeting card to say Happy Birthday and what you really want with our bold Naughty Kard! Write your own spicy message on the inside. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
2 in stock
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Bend Over Birthday Greeting Card
$9.36$8.89Bend Over its your Birthday Greeting Card . Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
25 in stock
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Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card
$8.94$8.49Blow Me – Eat the cake after! Who needs candles when you can get our Naughty Kard to say what you really want for that special someones Birthday. Continue your imagination by writing your own message inside… Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
10 in stock
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Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$52.53$49.90Blow Me – Eat the cake after!Who needs candles when you can get our Naughty Kard to say what you really want for that special someones Birthday. Continue your imagination by writing your own message inside… Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
2 in stock
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Boba D Greeting Card
$8.94$8.49Toss your Salad Card.For those whole love a side salad Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
9 in stock
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Bone Greeting Card
$8.94$8.49Send some holiday cheer with this Lets Bone Thanksgiving Naughty Greeting Card! Get lucky this Thanksgiving with this unique adult boutique greeting card. Whoever gets the wish bone is in for a feast of fun!!Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging .
5 in stock
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Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card
$9.36$8.89Eat my box and handle it with care.If you don’t understand you’re too young to be on this site… Be blunt and tell them what you want. Save the dirty stuff for the inside of the card… we don’t wanna know. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
34 in stock
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Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$52.53$49.90Eat my box and handle it with care.If you don’t understand you’re too young to be on this site… Be blunt and tell them what you want. Save the dirty stuff for the inside of the card… we don’t wanna know. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
9 in stock
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Breast Friend Greeting Card
$9.36$8.89Ready to get naughty? Need a cheeky little gift to make your ‘breast friends’ roar with laughter? Our Breast Friend Naughty Greeting Card is perfect! Celebrate your friendship with a clever twist on the classic ‘best friends for life’ line. With our card, even when one friend is bigger than the other, it’s still always fun to hang!Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
6 in stock
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Thanks For Cumming Naughty Greeting Card
$9.36$8.89Thanks for always cumming through!It is the ones who finish are the ones who last. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
24 in stock
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Cumplete Greeting Card
$9.36$8.89Elevate your romantic gestures with a blend of elegance and a hint of naughtiness with our ‘You Make Me Cumplete’ card. Set against a sleek black backdrop, the light blue lettering offers a heartfelt message with a playful twist. It’s the ideal choice for an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or any moment you want to express your complete adoration in a fun and intimate way. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
17 in stock
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Cum Queen Greeting Card
$9.36$8.89Introducing the “Cum Queen” greeting card, a bold statement piece that combines striking lime green with hot pink text. This card is perfect for those who embrace empowerment and have a bold, confident style. Patent Pending.Design Details: Lime green greeting card with Pink Script that reads “Cum Queen”Front Message: Cum QueenInside Message: (Blank Inside)Size: 4.25” x 5.5″Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap.
51 in stock
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Downward Doggie Naughty Greeting Card
$8.94$8.49Downward Doggie Style .Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging.
4 in stock
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Dope Dick Naughty Greeting Card
$9.36$8.89That Dick was DopeThis NaughtyKard can be used for so many reasons. Starting with a thank you for a great night, to a love themed card… or just maybe you’re trying to find a way to end things, you name it! This Adult Greeting Card can be used for any occasion. Write your own message on the inside and tell him how good that dick was. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
27 in stock
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Giving Head Is Greater Than Naughty Greeting Card
$8.94$8.49It’s the simple things, and if you don’t have to ask, it makes it all the greater. Gift our “Giving Head” NaughtyKard, greeting cards for adults, to your significant other who always gets down without being asked. Or maybe you’re tryna drop a hint? Either way, grab the card, and write a sweet (or spicy
3 in stock
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I Licked It So Now It’s Mine Greeting Card
$8.94$8.49I Licked It So Now It’s Mine Greeting Card
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging.
27 in stock
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Lit Clit Naughty Greeting Card
$9.36$8.89Lit Clit Card.A fun way to say you are the shit!Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
12 in stock
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Love Wins Greeting Card
$10.68$10.15Wave your eco-friendly flag high with our ‘Love Wins’ greeting card, a true masterpiece of sustainability and sparkle. Made from the happiest trees—100% recycled paper—this card is not just a statement, it’s a celebration of love in every color of the rainbow. It’s as if Mother Nature herself decided to throw a pride parade! And honey, she’s not holding back. With every fiber of this card soaked in pride, it’s the perfect way to sprinkle a little environmental love while serving some serious LGBTQ+ fabulousness.Whether you’re confessing your crush or toasting to your bestie’s engagement, do it with a card that’s as loud, proud, and green as you are. Go ahead, give a wink to sustainability and let your love note be a beacon of pride and planet-friendly vibes!
16 in stock
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Older, Wiser, & Hornier Birthday Greeting Card
$8.94$8.49Celebrate another year of fabulous wisdom and playful mischief with our ‘Older, Wiser, and Hornier’ birthday card! This cheeky card is perfect for the friend who appreciates a good laugh along with their slice of birthday cake. The pastel rainbow background adds a touch of sweetness to the bold declaration, making it a memorable way to wish them a “Happy Birthday” and remind them that with age comes a spark of fun!
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
11 in stock
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Wood Rocket Porn Suck My Dick Pin – Pink/gold
$18.00$17.10This “Suck My Dick” enamel lapel pin is a fun and sexy accessory. This pink pin with a metallic gold design elegantly says what you feel with class. Stick it on your jacket or hat or shirt or backpack or bag or purse it or give it as a gift and stick it on your friend!
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Wood Rocket Huge Dicks Adult Coloring Book
$24.36$23.14Huge Dicks Adult Coloring Book is hilarious and full of so many dicks! This Adult Coloring Book has 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations showing off different types, shapes, and sizes of dicks. It’s got nudity and is for Adults only. It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! Buy it for yourself or as a gift for friends or any dick-lover in your life.
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Wood Rocket The Lesbian Porn Coloring Book
$24.36$23.14Featuring hardcore lady-love and lady-lady-love and even lady-lady-lady-lady-lady-love! From the artist behind The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever. This coloring book is so hot it will make your shelves sweat! For Adults Only – Explicit.Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers. Printed on 80# stock with glossy cover.
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Wood Rocket That Pussy Is Magic Adult Storybook
$31.86$30.27Meet Dawn. She is beautiful. She is brilliant. And she is horny. But when her asshole boyfriend breaks up with her, she finds herself doubting the talent of her twat. Enter mysterious cocksman Ricky Tricks. Ricky knows Dawn has something special inside of her (he’s been inside of her and felt it). All Dawn needs is someone to awaken her sleeping box of bewitchment, but will Ricky’s dicky do the tricky? Step into a world of hot fucking romance and superpowered private parts that will truly make you believe.
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Wood Rocket The Gay Porn Coloring Book
$24.36$23.14This coloring book features hardcore man on man and man on man on man and even man on man on man on man on man on man action! From the artist behind The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever. With a colorful cover and very naughty illustrations, this Adult coloring books is sure to be a hit! For Adults Only – Explicit.Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers.Printed on 80# stock with glossy cover.
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Wood Rocket I Am Dope – Pink/green
$23.16$22.00Nothing says “I Am Dope” like this keychain, which literally says “I Am Dope”! This cute, smiling weed leaf keychain makes the perfect gift or accessory for your key ring!
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Wood Rocket This Shit Is Bananas Fan – Multi-color
$35.64$33.86Cool yourself in style with this “This Shit Is Bananas” large-sized folding hand fan. It’s literally covered in bananas! Colorful and fun with just the right attitude! Made of glossy bamboo ribs and high-quality satin material.
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Shots Sexy Socks Orgasm Donor – Male
$22.32$21.20Rock Your Sexy Socks!! Whether you’re feeling cocky, kinky, happy or maybe you love locking lips with your kamasutra partner we have something for everyone. Put your best foot forward with our ?SHOTS” Sexy Socks collection!!!
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Shots Sexy Socks You, Me, Bed, Now – Male
$22.32$21.20Rock Your Sexy Socks!! Whether you’re feeling cocky, kinky, happy or maybe you love locking lips with your kamasutra partner we have something for everyone. Put your best foot forward with our ?SHOTS” Sexy Socks collection!!!
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Shots Penis Plushie – Black 39.4″ / 100 Cm
$168.54$160.11Looking at this cute and soft penis will put an instant smile on your face! This cock is there to make you laugh and keep you comfortable – with this plush penis you won’t feel alone any longer! Ideal gift for a bachelor party, a sweet sixteen, or just to be funny! The penis is made of very soft fabric, making it very cuddly and perfect to bring to bed with you.Product dimensions13.78″ x 20.87″ x 39.37″Materials:Cotton, polyester.
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