• Don’t Get Your Hopes Up Gift Bag – Pac $28.14 $23.92

    Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our “Don’t Get Your Hopes Up” snarky gift bag, made from Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle. It’s the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. One size only.

    Size – 11″ H x 8″L x 4″W.

    34 in stock

  • A Basic Gift For A Basic Bitch Gift Ba $28.14 $23.92

    Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our  “A Basic Gift For A Basic Bitch” snarky gift bag, made from Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle. It’s the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. One size only.

    Size – 11″ H x 8″L x 4″W.

    25 in stock

  • I Really Shouldn’t Have Gift Bag – Pac $28.14 $23.92

    The Malesation Ultra P Spot Massager is expertly designed for ultimate pleasure, featuring a curved shape that easily contours to your body. Its smooth, seamless surface enhances comfort and delivers targeted stimulation for an unforgettable experience. Crafted from high-quality, phthalate-free silicone, this massager ensures both safety and satisfaction. With a total length of 13.3 cm, an insertable length of 9.5 cm, and a width of 2.7 cm, it’s the perfect indulgence for exploring new sensations. Elevate your intimate moments with this exceptional tool!

    50 in stock

  • Literally The Least I Could Do Gift Ba $28.14 $23.92

    Experience unprecedented pleasure with this imaginatively designed prostate massager, crafted for dual orgasmic stimulation. Featuring 2 powerful motors with 10 vibration functions, it excites both the prostate and perineum, while a third motor with 3 speeds and rotating beads delivers tantalizing sensations to the anus. Control the diverse functions effortlessly via mode buttons or remote control (up to 10 meters). Made from soft, odorless silicone and ABS plastic, it’s waterproof and rechargeable. Compact and discreet, use with “MALESATION Glide water-based” for enhanced comfort. Total length: 16.80 cm, insertable length: 13 cm. A satin storage bag is included.

    46 in stock

  • Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Pot Pac $22.50 $19.13

    A new pack has joint the family! Offensive Crayons: Pot Pack, premium paper-rolled blunt crayons. Not only for the 20th of April, you can enjoy these every day with your best bud. Go for it. Don’t strain yourself. This shouldn’t be a joint decision.

    10 in stock

  • ‘=wood Rocket Fuck Off Enamel Pin $18.75 $15.94

    This “Fuck Off” enamel lapel pin is red and white with the right amount of attitude.Wear it on your jacket or bag or hat or wherever you want to show it off. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!

    101 in stock

  • ‘=wood Rocket I Love Butts Enamel Pin $18.75 $15.94

    This “I Love Butts” enamel lapel pin lets everyone know what you love the most. The butt-shaped heart is cute and fun! Wear it on your jacket or bag or hat or wherever you want to show it off. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!

    120 in stock

  • Wood Rocket Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Fan – Black $37.50 $31.88

    Cool yourself in style with this “Fuck You You Fuckin’ Fuck” large-sized folding hand fan. Simple and fun with just the right attitude! Made of glossy bamboo ribs and high-quality satin material.

    5 in stock

  • Wood Rocket Daddy Fan – Black/gold $37.50 $31.88

    Cool yourself in style with this “Daddy” large-sized folding hand fan. Show off your fetish in elegant black and gold. Colorful and fun with just the right attitude! Made of glossy bamboo ribs and high-quality satin material.

    15 in stock

  • Wood Rocket Bad Bitch Fan – Multi-color $37.50 $31.88

    Cool yourself in style with this “Bad Bitch” large-sized folding hand fan. The Barbie-inspired design is colorful and fun with just the right attitude! Made of glossy bamboo ribs and high-quality satin material.

    55 in stock

  • Wood Rocket Trippin’ Balls Fan – Multi-color $35.64 $30.29

    Cool yourself in style with this “Trippin’ Balls” large-sized folding hand fan. The tie-dyed design is colorful and fun with just the right attitude! Made of glossy bamboo ribs and high-quality satin material.

    1 in stock

  • Wood Rocket Fabulous Fan – Rainbow $37.50 $31.88

    Experience unmatched glide with Super Slyde Silicone lubricant—a high-performance blend that enhances pleasure and comfort. Just a small amount provides long-lasting smoothness, making it ideal for all your adventures. Formulated with four unique silicones, it effortlessly coats the skin, ensuring every touch feels sensational. Super Slyde maintains its silky texture under heat and friction, yet rinses away easily with soap and water. Safe for latex condoms, dermatologically tested, and hypoallergenic, it’s perfect for sensitive skin. Comes in a 100ml bottle, made in Singapore.

    38 in stock

  • Wood Rocket Hot Mess Fan – Multi-color $36.00 $30.60

    Cool yourself in style with this “Hot Mess” large-sized folding hand fan. The realistic pizza design is colorful and fun with just the right attitude! Made of glossy bamboo ribs and high-quality satin material.

    1 in stock

  • Wood Rocket Slay All Day Fan – Multi-color $36.00 $30.60

    Cool yourself in style with this “Slay All Day” large-sized folding hand fan. The rainbow leopard print is colorful and fun with just the right attitude! Made of glossy bamboo ribs and high-quality satin material.

    16 in stock

  • Wood Rocket Eat A Bag Of Dicks Keychain – Tan $24.36 $20.71

    This funny enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. This Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain is just the right amount of dirty to wear in public. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift.

    79 in stock

  • Wood Rocket Fuck Keychain – Gold $24.36 $20.71

    This funny Fuck enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. Bold black letters highlighted by sparkling gold glitter will display your mood or attitude in public by just not giving one. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!

    74 in stock

  • Wood Rocket Middle Finger Keychain – Pink $24.36 $20.71

    This funny peach-colored Middle Finger enamel Keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. It’s part of our Porn Keychain collection and is perfect to dangle in public to tell people to fuck themselves without actually saying it. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!

    94 in stock

  • Wood Rocket Dildo Keychain – Pink $24.36 $20.71

    This funny enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. Display your sex product pride! This Pink Dildo Sex Toy Keychain is pink and looks just like a dildo only smaller! Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!

    81 in stock

  • Wood Rocket Pride Dildo Keychain – Rainbow $24.36 $20.71

    This funny enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. Display your LGBTQ pride! This Rainbow Dildo Sex Toy Keychain is multi-colored and looks just like a dildo only smaller! Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!

    68 in stock

  • Wood Rocket Pot Leaf Keychain – Green $24.36 $20.71

    This fun enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect accessory for your pocket. Display your smoke product pride! This Green Leaf Weed Keychain looks just like a pot leaf only smaller! Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift! Oh, and please don’t smoke this keychain.

    50 in stock

  • Wood Rocket Rainbow Leaf Keychain – Rainbow $23.16 $19.69

    This fun enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect accessory for your pocket. This Rainbow Leaf Weed Keychain looks just like a pot leaf only smaller, adorned with the colors of the Pride flag! Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!

    16 in stock

  • Wood Rocket John Dope – Green/yellow $23.16 $19.69

    Tantra is an enriching journey towards holistic self-development, intertwining sex, love, and meditation. Originating in ancient India, it has illuminated countless lovers seeking the key to profound joy. By awakening energy and creativity, Tantra deepens the connection between partners, facilitating growth across various aspects of the self, including sexuality, intuition, and spirituality. Guillermo Ferrara’s “The Ultimate Guide to Tantric Sex” presents this wisdom through engaging exercises and vivid photographs, covering topics such as sensual massages, sexual magic, and advanced poses. Published on August 18, 2015, this 232-page guide offers a comprehensive exploration of Tantric practices, promising to enhance intimacy and pleasure.

    4 in stock

  • Wood Rocket They/them Keychain – Black/gold $23.16 $19.69

    Fifty Shades Of Pleasure: A Bedside Companion by Marisa Bennett invites you to unleash your wildest fantasies with its playful guide to naughty bedroom pleasures. Perfect for fans of erotic romance, this book blends humor and sensuality as it explores the tantalizing world of pain and pleasure. Discover innovative sex positions, learn the art of dirty talk, and find inspiration from the Kama Sutra and classic erotica. With tips for beginners on bondage, spanking, and more, this 160-page handbook is your essential companion to elevate your intimate experiences and embrace the sweet side of desire. Published on June 26, 2012, it’s time to gather your goodies and spice up your love life!

    1 in stock

  • Wood Rocket She/her Keychain – Black/gold $23.16 $19.69

    This glittery gold “She/Her” enamel keychain will show off your pronouns in style. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!

    23 in stock

  • Wood Rocket He/him Keychain – Black/gold $23.16 $19.69

    Unlock the secrets to an electrifying sex life with “Sex Hacks,” a vibrant guide featuring over 100 tricks, shortcuts, and insights designed to spice things up in the bedroom. Sex may often feel like a taboo topic, but this book shatters that silence, inviting open conversations about desires, bodies, and love. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned lover, you’ll discover a range of tips—from thrilling foreplay to adventurous positions—alongside 75 vivid photographs for clarity. Written by Kinkly’s engaging bloggers and informed by readers, this guide offers straightforward advice, free of judgment and innuendos, ensuring an enlightening journey into pleasure.

    13 in stock

  • Wood Rocket Bad Mother Fucker Air Freshener – New Car Smell $11.25 $9.56

    Smell ya later with this “Bad Mother Fucker” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a New Car Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!

    37 in stock

  • Wood Rocket Eat A Bag Of Dicks Air Freshener – Banana $11.25 $9.56

    Smell ya later with this “Eat A Bag Of Dicks” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Banana Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!

    94 in stock

  • Wood Rocket Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Air Freshener – Black Ice $11.25 $9.56

    Smell ya later with this “Fuck You You Fucking Fuck” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Black Ice Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!

    26 in stock

  • Wood Rocket Middle Finger Peach Air Freshener – Cologne $11.25 $9.56

    Smell ya later with this “Peach Middle Finger” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Cologne Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!

    230 in stock

  • Wood Rocket Daddy Paddle Air Freshener – Peach $11.25 $9.56

    Smell ya later with this “Daddy Paddle” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Peach Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!

    72 in stock

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  • Wood Rocket Porn Suck My Dick Pin – Pink/gold $18.00 $15.30

    This “Suck My Dick” enamel lapel pin is a fun and sexy accessory. This pink pin with a metallic gold design elegantly says what you feel with class. Stick it on your jacket or hat or shirt or backpack or bag or purse it or give it as a gift and stick it on your friend!

    Out of stock

  • Wood Rocket Huge Dicks Adult Coloring Book $24.36 $20.71

    Huge Dicks Adult Coloring Book is hilarious and full of so many dicks! This Adult Coloring Book has 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations showing off different types, shapes, and sizes of dicks. It’s got nudity and is for Adults only. It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! Buy it for yourself or as a gift for friends or any dick-lover in your life.

    Out of stock

  • Wood Rocket The Lesbian Porn Coloring Book $24.36 $20.71

    Featuring hardcore lady-love and lady-lady-love and even lady-lady-lady-lady-lady-love! From the artist behind The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever. This coloring book is so hot it will make your shelves sweat! For Adults Only – Explicit.Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers. Printed on 80# stock with glossy cover.

    Out of stock

  • Wood Rocket That Pussy Is Magic Adult Storybook $31.86 $27.08

    Meet Dawn. She is beautiful. She is brilliant. And she is horny. But when her asshole boyfriend breaks up with her, she finds herself doubting the talent of her twat. Enter mysterious cocksman Ricky Tricks. Ricky knows Dawn has something special inside of her (he’s been inside of her and felt it). All Dawn needs is someone to awaken her sleeping box of bewitchment, but will Ricky’s dicky do the tricky? Step into a world of hot fucking romance and superpowered private parts that will truly make you believe.

    Out of stock

  • Wood Rocket The Gay Porn Coloring Book $24.36 $20.71

    This coloring book features hardcore man on man and man on man on man and even man on man on man on man on man on man action! From the artist behind The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever. With a colorful cover and very naughty illustrations, this Adult coloring books is sure to be a hit! For Adults Only – Explicit.Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers.Printed on 80# stock with glossy cover.

    Out of stock

  • Wood Rocket I Am Dope – Pink/green $23.16 $19.69

    Nothing says “I Am Dope” like this keychain, which literally says “I Am Dope”! This cute, smiling weed leaf keychain makes the perfect gift or accessory for your key ring!

    Out of stock

  • Wood Rocket This Shit Is Bananas Fan – Multi-color $35.64 $30.29

    Cool yourself in style with this “This Shit Is Bananas” large-sized folding hand fan. It’s literally covered in bananas! Colorful and fun with just the right attitude! Made of glossy bamboo ribs and high-quality satin material.

    Out of stock

  • Shots Sexy Socks You, Me, Bed, Now – Male $22.32 $18.97

    Rock Your Sexy Socks!! Whether you’re feeling cocky, kinky, happy or maybe you love locking lips with your kamasutra partner we have something for everyone. Put your best foot forward with our ?SHOTS” Sexy Socks collection!!!

    Out of stock

  • Shots Sexy Socks Orgasm Donor – Male $22.32 $18.97

    Rock Your Sexy Socks!! Whether you’re feeling cocky, kinky, happy or maybe you love locking lips with your kamasutra partner we have something for everyone. Put your best foot forward with our ?SHOTS” Sexy Socks collection!!!

    Out of stock

  • Shots Penis Plushie – Black 39.4″ / 100 Cm $168.54 $143.26

    Looking at this cute and soft penis will put an instant smile on your face! This cock is there to make you laugh and keep you comfortable – with this plush penis you won’t feel alone any longer! Ideal gift for a bachelor party, a sweet sixteen, or just to be funny! The penis is made of very soft fabric, making it very cuddly and perfect to bring to bed with you.Product dimensions13.78″ x 20.87″ x 39.37″Materials:Cotton, polyester.

    Out of stock

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