• Send Doobs Greeting Card W/matchbook $12.48 $11.86

    We teamed up with our buds over at Roque Paq to bring a sexy Send Doobs smoking trio to a greeting card. Even better, there’s a built-in slot to hold an actual doob (supplied by you). The card comes paired with our Send Doobs matches for an iconic bundle*.ARTIST SERIES Designed By @roguepaqINSIDE: BLANKSend Nudes Matchbook by Rogue Paq Included SIZE: MINI / A2 SIZE: 5.5″ X 4.25″

    1 in stock

  • Weed Be Cute Greeting Card W/matchbook $12.48 $11.86

    Celebrate togetherness with a twist of humor with our “Weed Be Cute Together” greeting card. Perfect for couples who share a light-hearted connection and a love for laughter, this card with its vibrant lime green background and playful pink text is sure to bring a smile. Whether it’s for an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or just because, this card adds a pop of fun and color to any occasion. Give it to that special someone to express your affection in a uniquely charming way.Patent Pending.Design Details: A charming and playful greeting card with a lime green background, decorated with white and pink cannabis leaf motifs. It features the pun Weed Be Cute Together’ in stylized pink and white lettering, expressing a fun-loving and lighthearted sentiment.Front Message: Weed Be Cute TogetherInside Message: (Blank Inside)Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook.

    10 in stock

  • Weed Sex Lang Greeting Card W/matchbook $18.42 $17.50

    Unveil the secret to a blissful connection with our ‘Weed Before Sex is a Love Language’ greeting card! This card speaks volumes to those who appreciate the finer nuances of love and relaxation. With its bold green lettering and a dash of whimsy, it’s a wink and a nod to the joy of shared experiences. Whether it’s a special occasion or a spontaneous gesture, this card is the perfect way to say, “I get you,” in a language that resonates with the heart and soul. Patent Pending. Design Details: Chic white greeting card with bold green text ‘Weed Before Sex is a Love Language’, accented with playful patterns, ideal for a fun-loving couple. Front Message: Weed Before Sex Is A Love Language Inside Message: (Blank Inside) Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″ Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook.

    37 in stock

  • Birthday-gasm Greeting Card $8.94 $8.49

    Toss your Salad Card.For those whole love a side salad Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    3 in stock

  • Birthday Sex Naughty Greeting Card $8.94 $8.49

    The present we all are looking forward to on our Birthday. The best sex is on your Birthday! Get this greeting card to say Happy Birthday and what you really want with our bold Naughty Kard! Write your own spicy message on the inside. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    10 in stock

  • Birthday Sex Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6 $53.43 $50.76

    The present we all are looking forward to on our Birthday. The best sex is on your Birthday! Get this greeting card to say Happy Birthday and what you really want with our bold Naughty Kard! Write your own spicy message on the inside. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    2 in stock

  • Bend Over Birthday Greeting Card $9.36 $8.89

    Bend Over its your Birthday Greeting Card . Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    25 in stock

  • Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card $8.94 $8.49

    Blow Me – Eat the cake after! Who needs candles when you can get our Naughty Kard to say what you really want for that special someones Birthday. Continue your imagination by writing your own message inside… Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    10 in stock

  • Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6 $52.53 $49.90

    Blow Me – Eat the cake after!Who needs candles when you can get our Naughty Kard to say what you really want for that special someones Birthday. Continue your imagination by writing your own message inside… Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    2 in stock

  • Boba D Greeting Card $8.94 $8.49

    Toss your Salad Card.For those whole love a side salad Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    9 in stock

  • Bone Greeting Card $8.94 $8.49

    Send some holiday cheer with this Lets Bone Thanksgiving Naughty Greeting Card! Get lucky this Thanksgiving with this unique adult boutique greeting card. Whoever gets the wish bone is in for a feast of fun!!Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging .

    5 in stock

  • Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card $9.36 $8.89

    Eat my box and handle it with care.If you don’t understand you’re too young to be on this site… Be blunt and tell them what you want. Save the dirty stuff for the inside of the card… we don’t wanna know. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    34 in stock

  • Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6 $52.53 $49.90

    Eat my box and handle it with care.If you don’t understand you’re too young to be on this site… Be blunt and tell them what you want. Save the dirty stuff for the inside of the card… we don’t wanna know. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    9 in stock

  • Breast Friend Greeting Card $9.36 $8.89

    Ready to get naughty? Need a cheeky little gift to make your ‘breast friends’ roar with laughter? Our Breast Friend Naughty Greeting Card is perfect! Celebrate your friendship with a clever twist on the classic ‘best friends for life’ line. With our card, even when one friend is bigger than the other, it’s still always fun to hang!Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    6 in stock

  • Thanks For Cumming Naughty Greeting Card $9.36 $8.89

    Thanks for always cumming through!It is the ones who finish are the ones who last. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    24 in stock

  • Cumplete Greeting Card $9.36 $8.89

    Elevate your romantic gestures with a blend of elegance and a hint of naughtiness with our ‘You Make Me Cumplete’ card. Set against a sleek black backdrop, the light blue lettering offers a heartfelt message with a playful twist. It’s the ideal choice for an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or any moment you want to express your complete adoration in a fun and intimate way. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    17 in stock

  • Cum Queen Greeting Card $9.36 $8.89

    Introducing the “Cum Queen” greeting card, a bold statement piece that combines striking lime green with hot pink text. This card is perfect for those who embrace empowerment and have a bold, confident style. Patent Pending.Design Details: Lime green greeting card with Pink Script that reads “Cum Queen”Front Message: Cum QueenInside Message: (Blank Inside)Size: 4.25” x 5.5″Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap.

    51 in stock

  • Downward Doggie Naughty Greeting Card $8.94 $8.49

    Downward Doggie Style .Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging.

    4 in stock

  • Dope Dick Naughty Greeting Card $9.36 $8.89

    That Dick was DopeThis NaughtyKard can be used for so many reasons. Starting with a thank you for a great night, to a love themed card… or just maybe you’re trying to find a way to end things, you name it! This Adult Greeting Card can be used for any occasion. Write your own message on the inside and tell him how good that dick was. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    27 in stock

  • Giving Head Is Greater Than Naughty Greeting Card $8.94 $8.49

    It’s the simple things, and if you don’t have to ask, it makes it all the greater. Gift our “Giving Head” NaughtyKard, greeting cards for adults, to your significant other who always gets down without being asked. Or maybe you’re tryna drop a hint? Either way, grab the card, and write a sweet (or spicy

    3 in stock

  • I Licked It So Now It’s Mine Greeting Card $8.94 $8.49

    I Licked It So Now It’s Mine Greeting Card

    Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″

    Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging.

    27 in stock

  • Lit Clit Naughty Greeting Card $9.36 $8.89

    Lit Clit Card.A fun way to say you are the shit!Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    12 in stock

  • Love Wins Greeting Card $10.68 $10.15

    Wave your eco-friendly flag high with our ‘Love Wins’ greeting card, a true masterpiece of sustainability and sparkle. Made from the happiest trees—100% recycled paper—this card is not just a statement, it’s a celebration of love in every color of the rainbow. It’s as if Mother Nature herself decided to throw a pride parade! And honey, she’s not holding back. With every fiber of this card soaked in pride, it’s the perfect way to sprinkle a little environmental love while serving some serious LGBTQ+ fabulousness.Whether you’re confessing your crush or toasting to your bestie’s engagement, do it with a card that’s as loud, proud, and green as you are. Go ahead, give a wink to sustainability and let your love note be a beacon of pride and planet-friendly vibes!

    16 in stock

  • Older, Wiser, & Hornier Birthday Greeting Card $8.94 $8.49

    Celebrate another year of fabulous wisdom and playful mischief with our ‘Older, Wiser, and Hornier’ birthday card!  This cheeky card is perfect for the friend who appreciates a good laugh along with their slice of birthday cake. The pastel rainbow background adds a touch of sweetness to the bold declaration, making it a memorable way to wish them a “Happy Birthday” and remind them that with age comes a spark of fun!

    Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    11 in stock

  • Orgasmic Greeting Card $9.36 $8.89

    Express your gratitude in a cheeky and bold way with our ‘Thanks for all the Orgasms’ card! This straightforward and humorous card is a perfect cheeky thank-you to a partner who knows exactly how to keep the sparks flying. It’s a unique way to celebrate your intimate moments together, perfect for an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or any special occasion that calls for a little extra sass and a lot of love. Patent Pending.Design Details: Naughty ‘Thanks for all the Orgasms’ greeting card, with bold typography on a clean white background, accented with a pop of red. Ideal for a humorous and love-filled message. Front Message: Thanks for all the OrgasmsInside Message: (Blank Inside)Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap

    9 in stock

  • Eat My Pie Greeting Card $8.94 $8.49

    Say “Thanks!” with an extra-large slice of sass. Our

    1 in stock

  • Rainbow Penis Naughty Greeting Card $8.94 $8.49

    Rainbow Penis Print .The type of print that you want on anything! Penis, rainbows, peace signs and pot leafs. Use this as a blank card for any occasion. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    15 in stock

  • Rainbow Penis Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6 $53.43 $50.76

    Rainbow Penis Print .The type of print that you want on anything! Penis, rainbows, peace signs and pot leafs. Use this as a blank card for any occasion. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    12 in stock

  • Rock Cock Bachelorette Greeting Card $9.36 $8.89

    Secured the ROCK and the COCK.I mean lets be real, that what happens… The perfect bachelorette card, get it for your naughty bestie finally securing the one. Write all the crazy memories on the inside for you to enjoy. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    19 in stock

  • Nips And Dips Greeting Card $8.94 $8.49

    Toss your Salad Card.For those whole love a side salad Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    10 in stock

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