Older, Wiser, & Hornier Birthday Greeting Card
$8.94
Celebrate another year of fabulous wisdom and playful mischief with our 'Older, Wiser, and Hornier' birthday card! This cheeky card is perfect for the friend who appreciates a good laugh along with their slice of birthday cake. The pastel rainbow background adds a touch of sweetness to the bold declaration, making it a memorable way to wish them a “Happy Birthday” and remind them that with age comes a spark of fun!
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
Celebrate another year of fabulous wisdom and playful mischief with our 'Older, Wiser, and Hornier' birthday card! This cheeky card is perfect for the friend who appreciates a good laugh along with their slice of birthday cake. The pastel rainbow background adds a touch of sweetness to the bold declaration, making it a memorable way to wish them a “Happy Birthday” and remind them that with age comes a spark of fun!
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
| Weight | 0.03 kg |
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