• Glitterati Same Penis Forever Balloon Banner $17.79 $14.23

    Introducing our black opaque thigh-high tights, designed for both style and comfort. Featuring a no-slip grip, these tights stay securely in place for all-day wear without any adjustments. Ideal for individuals with a height range of 4 ft 11 inches to 5 ft 5 inches, and a weight between 140 to 240+ pounds, they offer a flattering fit for various body types. With a thigh circumference accommodating up to 30 inches, these tights provide the perfect blend of stretch and support, making them a versatile addition to any wardrobe. Elevate your look with confidence!

    114 in stock

  • Super Fun Penis Squirt Gun $15.78 $12.62

    Introducing our Black Opaque Thigh High Tights—a perfect blend of style and comfort. Designed with a no-slip grip for a secure fit, these tights are ideal for all-day wear. Available in Size D, they accommodate heights ranging from 5 ft 5 inches to 6 ft and are suitable for weights between 170 pounds and 260+ pounds. The generous thigh circumference of up to 35 inches ensures a comfortable fit without compromising on style. Elevate your wardrobe with these must-have tights that offer both versatility and functionality!

    217 in stock

  • Glitterati Silly Penis Straws – Set Of 8 $15.78 $12.62

    Be Instagram-ready with this set of 8 penis-shaped reusable silly straws. Great for the poolside party or at the club. The newest addition to the Glitterati line of bachelorette party gear, these colorful reusable straws are a must-have!

    147 in stock

  • Glitterati Bride Straw – White $13.83 $11.06

    Introducing our striking black large net fishnet thigh-high stockings, designed to make a bold statement. Crafted with a no-slip grip, these stockings ensure a secure fit that stays in place throughout the day or night. Perfect for those measuring between 4’11” and 5’5″, weighing 90-140 lbs, and with thigh circumferences up to 20 inches, they provide comfort alongside style. Elevate your outfit and embrace the allure of these eye-catching thigh-highs; they’re sure to be a memorable addition to your wardrobe.

    80 in stock

  • Super Fun Penis Silicone Mold $13.83 $11.06

    Super Fun Penis Silicone Mold. For Ice or Candy. From Little Genie Productions.

    192 in stock

  • Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen $13.26 $10.61

    Get your creative juices flowing with Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen! Our pens provide a sensory experience with their squishy-soft ergonomic design, making writing more fun. Plus, our water-based black ink provides a smooth writing experience without smudging. Whether you’re looking for a way to reduce stress in the office or just want to have some fun doodling, Super Fun Penis Pen is here for you.

    123 in stock

  • Happy Fucking Birthday Cake Topper $11.85 $9.48

    Happy Fucking Birthday Cake Topper. Decorate your cake with this glittering topper. From Little Genie Productions.

    45 in stock

  • Golden F-u Finger Trophy $33.57 $26.86

    Recognize the olympic level fucker in your home, school, office or team with the FU Finger Trophy. This 6 inch trophy is fully customizable for that unique fuckwad. Choose from our favorite accomplishments such as #1Boss, Winner, Participation Award, #1 Fucker, Best Ex, Excellence and Big Deal, or create your own. Never let another fucker in your life go unrecognized!

    185 in stock

  • Glitterati Diamond Ring Bottle Opener $11.85 $9.48

    An elegant accessory for a bachelorette party that can be cherished and used for years. Our beautifully crafted Glitterati Diamond bottle opener will add style and sophistication to your bachelorette party!

    161 in stock

  • Glitterati Penis Bottle Opener $11.85 $9.48

    An elegant accessory for a bachelorette party that can be cherished and used for years to come. Our beautifully crafted Same Penis Forever bottle opener will be the added touch of style and sophistication.

    159 in stock

  • Super Fun Penis Multicolor Party Straws – Pack Of 8 $11.85 $9.48

    Super Fun Penis straws are a playful way to accessorize your party. Great for bachelorette or birthday parties from our top-selling Super Fun Penis line of party goods. Each package contains eight fun and flirty reusable party straws in blue, green, red, and orange! Complete the look with coordinating plates, napkins, balloons, candles, and more.

    429 in stock

  • Suck A Bag Of Sour Dicks – Display Of 100 $102.33 $81.86

    Introducing the ultimate candy with a punch – Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks! This rebellious treat is not for the faint-hearted. It’s the perfect way to sweetly tell someone they’re being a total jerk. Whether it’s a cheating partner, self-absorbed friend, or clueless coworker, this unique gift is sure to make them think twice about their behavior.Each display of Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks Candy includes approximately one hundred mini-packs, with five tasty pieces in each pack. With its bold packaging and tongue-in-cheek humor, it’s guaranteed to bring laughter and maybe even some redemption to those who receive it.

    43 in stock

  • Suck A Bag Of Sour Dicks – 100 Pc Bag $10.41 $8.33

    Introducing “Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks” – the ultimate candy with an attitude that’s perfect for those special people in your life who deserve a taste of their own medicine. This bold and cheeky candy is perfect for those special individuals who deserve a not-so-subtle reminder. Whether it’s for a cheating partner, self-absorbed friend, or that coworker who just can’t take a hint, this bag of fruit-flavored dick candies is guaranteed to bring plenty of laughs and eye rolls. With approximately 100 pieces or 3 ounces per bag, you’ll have enough to share the mischievous fun. So go ahead, embrace your playful side and give the gift that will have everyone talking (and laughing)!

    163 in stock

  • Suck A Bag Of Gummy Dicks – 2.2 Oz $12.90 $10.32

    Ready to indulge in some sweet revenge? Introducing Suck a Bag of Gummy Dicks, the ultimate naughty candy experience! Packed with attitude, these sugar-coated, fruit-flavored gummy dicks are the perfect way to celebrate those memorable moments with your ex, boss, or coworker. Let go of any pent-up frustration and enjoy a tongue-in-cheek treat that will surely make you smile. Get your hands on this bag of mischief, and let the fun begin!

    82 in stock

  • Glitterati Penis Cookie Cutter $13.26 $10.61

    Get ready to add a touch of magic to your culinary creations with our Glitterati Penis Cookie Cutter! Crafted from high-quality stainless steel and measuring four inches, this food-grade cutter is perfect for making whimsical treats, delightful sandwiches, and even pancake masterpieces. Whether hosting a bachelorette party or wanting to indulge in creative cooking, our Glitterati Penis Cookie Cutter is the ultimate accessory for adding naughty fun and excitement to your kitchen adventures.

    125 in stock

  • Super Fun Cocktail Markers – Set Of 6 $15.78 $12.62

    Get ready to add a touch of laughter and excitement to your party with Super Fun Penis Cocktail Markers! These hilarious 1-inch penis-shaped markers are the perfect accessory for any gathering, ensuring your drinks stand out in style. With six vibrant colors to choose from, you can easily identify your glass and add a playful twist to your cocktail experience. Whether it’s a bachelorette party, a girls’ night out, or just a fun get-together, our Super Fun Penis Cocktail Markers are a must-have addition to your collection of party goods.

    218 in stock

  • Glitterati Penis Hor D’oeuvre Picks – Set Of 6 $29.64 $23.71

    Each pack of Glitterati appetizer picks contains six 7-inch stainless still reusable skewers. These washable skewers come in metallic (2) gold, (2) rose gold, and (2) silver colors. Our elegant Glitterati picks are the newest addition to our Glitterati line of party wares and are a great way to incorporate the penis theme into your appetizer tray for any bachelorette or adult-themed party.

    113 in stock

  • Super Fun Hor D’oeuvre Picks – Set Of 6 $21.75 $17.40

    Add an extra touch of fun and humor to your next gathering with our Super Fun Penis Appetizer Picks! Each pack includes six 7-inch bamboo picks adorned with reusable penis tops. These whimsical picks are the perfect way to incorporate a playful theme into your appetizer tray. Whether hosting a bachelorette party, a girls’ night in or simply looking to spice up your event, our Super Fun Penis Picks will surely be a hit. Get ready for laughter and conversation starters as you serve up delicious hors d’oeuvres with these unique and entertaining picks. Don’t miss this opportunity to elevate your hosting game and create lasting memories.

    211 in stock

  • Super Fun Heart Shaped Gummy Bikini Set $30.33 $24.26

    Get ready to turn heads with the Super Fun Gummy Bikini – the ultimate combination of fun and flavor! You’ll feel deliciously fabulous in this heart-shaped bikini with adjustable tie straps, and it is a perfect fit for most sizes! Don’t settle for ordinary swimwear or lingerie when you can have a mouthwatering treat that will tempt, tease, and satisfy ALL your cravings!

    41 in stock

  • Cannabis Ice & Candy Silicone Mold $13.26 $10.61

    Cannabis mold is a must-have for every kitchen! Great for creating elegantly crafted chocolates, candy, or ice shapes. Each tray features 11 delightful cannabis leaf molds. The ease of silicone allows for the flexible and easy removal of molded treats.

    119 in stock

  • Cannabis Cookie Cutter $13.26 $10.61

    Our four-inch Cannabis Cookie cutter can be used for fun 420-inspired treats, sandwiches, pancakes, and more!

    127 in stock

  • Blow Job Bib – Pink $13.83 $11.06

    Top Selling Blow Job Bib is a hilarious gag gift for your bachelor, bachelorette or corporate party. Each bib has neck tie-straps that will keep the bib in place while performing fellatio. Keep your couture clean and him happy with the blow job bib! One bib per poly bag with header card.

    200 in stock

  • Blow Job Bib – Rainbow $13.83 $11.06

    Top Selling Blow Job Bib is a hilarious gag gift for your bachelor, bachelorette or corporate party. Each bib has neck tie-straps that will keep the bib in place while performing fellatio. Keep your couture clean and him happy with the blow job bib! One bib per poly bag with header card.

    181 in stock

  • Blow Job Bib – Teal $13.83 $11.06

    Top Selling Blow Job Bib is a hilarious gag gift for your bachelor, bachelorette or corporate party. Each bib has neck tie-straps that will keep the bib in place while performing fellatio. Keep your couture clean and him happy with the blow job bib! One bib per poly bag with header card.

    331 in stock

  • Fucks I Have To Give – Bottle Of 15 $14.73 $11.78

    Tired of giving a f*ck about everything? It’s time to lighten up and gift yourself (or a friend) the ultimate stress relief with our hilarious “Jar of Fucks I have to give.” This 4-inch glass jar is packed with 15 high-quality wooden “f*cks,” this cheeky gag gift is guaranteed to bring laughter and help you let go of unnecessary worries.

    429 in stock

  • Eden’s Vagina Candle – Blue – Vanilla $11.25 $9.00

    Ignite your senses and indulge in the ultimate relaxation experience with Eden’s Candles. Our exquisite 3-inch vanilla-scented candles are designed to create a soothing ambiance that will transport you to a world of bliss. Available in both the beautiful vagina and penis forms, these candles are crafted with care and attention to detail and boast a 12-hour burn time. Choose from our stunning range of colors, including blue, eggplant, rose, or taupe, and let your candle become a statement piece in any room.

    158 in stock

  • Eden’s Vagina Candle – Purple – Vanilla $11.25 $9.00

    Ignite your senses and indulge in the ultimate relaxation experience with Eden’s Candles. Our exquisite 3-inch vanilla-scented candles are designed to create a soothing ambiance that will transport you to a world of bliss. Available in both the beautiful vagina and penis forms, these candles are crafted with care and attention to detail and boast a 12-hour burn time. Choose from our stunning range of colors, including blue, eggplant, rose, or taupe, and let your candle become a statement piece in any room.

    144 in stock

  • Eden’s Vagina Candle – Rose – Vanilla $11.25 $9.00

    Ignite your senses and indulge in the ultimate relaxation experience with Eden’s Candles. Our exquisite 3-inch vanilla-scented candles are designed to create a soothing ambiance that will transport you to a world of bliss. Available in both the beautiful vagina and penis forms, these candles are crafted with care and attention to detail and boast a 12-hour burn time. Choose from our stunning range of colors, including blue, eggplant, rose, or taupe, and let your candle become a statement piece in any room.

    172 in stock

  • Eden’s Penis Candle – Blue – Vanilla $11.25 $9.00

    Ignite your senses and indulge in the ultimate relaxation experience with Eden’s Candles. Our exquisite 3-inch vanilla-scented candles are designed to create a soothing ambiance that will transport you to a world of bliss. Available in both the beautiful vagina and penis forms, these candles are crafted with care and attention to detail and boast a 12-hour burn time. Choose from our stunning range of colors, including blue, eggplant, rose, or taupe, and let your candle become a statement piece in any room.

    157 in stock

  • Eden’s Penis Candle – Purple – Vanilla $11.25 $9.00

    Ignite your senses and indulge in the ultimate relaxation experience with Eden’s Candles. Our exquisite 3-inch vanilla-scented candles are designed to create a soothing ambiance that will transport you to a world of bliss. Available in both the beautiful vagina and penis forms, these candles are crafted with care and attention to detail and boast a 12-hour burn time. Choose from our stunning range of colors, including blue, eggplant, rose, or taupe, and let your candle become a statement piece in any room.

    116 in stock

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