Eat my box and handle it with care.If you don't understand you're too young to be on this site… Be blunt and tell them what you want. Save the dirty stuff for the inside of the card… we don't wanna know. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

Eat my box and handle it with care.If you don't understand you're too young to be on this site… Be blunt and tell them what you want. Save the dirty stuff for the inside of the card… we don't wanna know. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

Elevate your romantic gestures with a blend of elegance and a hint of naughtiness with our 'You Make Me Cumplete' card. Set against a sleek black backdrop, the light blue lettering offers a heartfelt message with a playful twist. It's the ideal choice for an anniversary, Valentine's Day, or any moment you want to express your complete adoration in a fun and intimate way. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

Celebrate togetherness with a twist of humor with our “Weed Be Cute Together” greeting card. Perfect for couples who share a light-hearted connection and a love for laughter, this card with its vibrant lime green background and playful pink text is sure to bring a smile. Whether it's for an anniversary, Valentine's Day, or just because, this card adds a pop of fun and color to any occasion. Give it to that special someone to express your affection in a uniquely charming way.Patent Pending.Design Details: A charming and playful greeting card with a lime green background, decorated with white and pink cannabis leaf motifs. It features the pun Weed Be Cute Together' in stylized pink and white lettering, expressing a fun-loving and lighthearted sentiment.Front Message: Weed Be Cute TogetherInside Message: (Blank Inside)Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook.

Introducing the “Cum Queen” greeting card, a bold statement piece that combines striking lime green with hot pink text. This card is perfect for those who embrace empowerment and have a bold, confident style. Patent Pending.Design Details: Lime green greeting card with Pink Script that reads “Cum Queen”Front Message: Cum QueenInside Message: (Blank Inside)Size: 4.25” x 5.5″Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap.

Introducing the “This Card Might Suck But I Swallow” greeting card, a humorous and self-aware option for your customers looking for an ice-breaker or a light-hearted way to acknowledge life's imperfections.The simple and clean design of this card with its bold, black font makes it versatile for various occasions or just a quirky note to a loved one. Made with high-quality card stock to ensure a smooth writing surface and a professional look, this card is sure to be a hit for those who appreciate a bit of dry humor.Patent Pending.Design Details: A minimalist greeting card with a clean white background and black text that humorously states 'This Card Might Suck But I Swallow' in a straightforward, bold font.Front Message: This Card Might Suck But I SwallowInside Message: (Blank Inside)Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap

It's the simple things, and if you don't have to ask, it makes it all the greater. Gift our “Giving Head” NaughtyKard, greeting cards for adults, to your significant other who always gets down without being asked. Or maybe you're tryna drop a hint? Either way, grab the card, and write a sweet (or spicy

Wave your eco-friendly flag high with our 'Love Wins' greeting card, a true masterpiece of sustainability and sparkle. Made from the happiest trees—100% recycled paper—this card is not just a statement, it's a celebration of love in every color of the rainbow. It's as if Mother Nature herself decided to throw a pride parade! And honey, she's not holding back. With every fiber of this card soaked in pride, it's the perfect way to sprinkle a little environmental love while serving some serious LGBTQ+ fabulousness.Whether you're confessing your crush or toasting to your bestie's engagement, do it with a card that's as loud, proud, and green as you are. Go ahead, give a wink to sustainability and let your love note be a beacon of pride and planet-friendly vibes!

Celebrate another year of fabulous wisdom and playful mischief with our 'Older, Wiser, and Hornier' birthday card!  This cheeky card is perfect for the friend who appreciates a good laugh along with their slice of birthday cake. The pastel rainbow background adds a touch of sweetness to the bold declaration, making it a memorable way to wish them a “Happy Birthday” and remind them that with age comes a spark of fun!

Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

Rainbow Penis Print .The type of print that you want on anything! Penis, rainbows, peace signs and pot leafs. Use this as a blank card for any occasion. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

Rainbow Penis Print .The type of print that you want on anything! Penis, rainbows, peace signs and pot leafs. Use this as a blank card for any occasion. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

Secured the ROCK and the COCK.I mean lets be real, that what happens… The perfect bachelorette card, get it for your naughty bestie finally securing the one. Write all the crazy memories on the inside for you to enjoy. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

Toss your Salad Card.For those whole love a side salad Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

Steak and BJ Card.There's a holiday for everything these days, and when we heard about this “unofficial” holiday that happens a month after Valentine's Day, it had us feeling creative. Fellas! Grab this card, (and if you really want this to happen) some steaks, to ask your lady in a sweet way for your 2 favorite things… write a sweet (or spicy) message on the inside for encouragement. Happy Steak and BJ day from Naughty Kards!Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

Santas Favorite Stoner Holiday Sticker. Dimensions: 3″ x 3″ Finish: Matte Laminate

Fuck Buddy Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.3″ x 3″ | Matte Sticker .

You are DOPE and for the record, here is something to show it! “For the Record” sticker for any music lovers in your life. With a retro vibe this sticker is perfect for your hippie stoner friend.

Ignite a smile with our 'Too Hot to Handle' card, featuring a pair of sizzling chili peppers that are sure to spice up any occasion! Whether you're sending it to a spicy significant other or a fiery friend, this card is perfect for anyone who brings heat into your life. The playful design is matched with a bold declaration of admiration, making it an ideal way to show appreciation for someone whose spirit burns bright.Patent Pending.Design Details: Whimsical greeting card with two red chili peppers and the words 'Too Hot to Handle', surrounded by hearts, capturing the essence of someone with a spicy personality.Front Message: Too Hot To HandleInside Message: (Blank Inside)Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap.

Love Cums Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.3″ x 3″ | Matte Sticker .

Birthday-Gasm Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.3″ x 3″ | Matte Sticker .

New 2024 Pride Holographic Stickers.

Love Wins Pride Sticker .

Material: Matte Vinyl, Holographic Effect .

Size: 3″ x 3″ 

Thick Quality

 

Boba D Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.3″ x 3″ | Matte Sticker .

Eat my Pie Sticker. Express your style with a Vinyl Laminate Sticker! Our 3″ x 3″ sticker is perfect for decorating your water bottle, laptop, and cell phone case in fun, unique designs. Show off your individuality and stick with us! Key Features: 3″ x 3″

Breast Friend Naughty Friendship Sticker.Express your style with a Vinyl Laminate Sticker! Our 3″ x 3″ sticker is perfect for decorating your water bottle, laptop, and cell phone case in fun, unique designs. Show off your individuality and stick with us!Key Features: 3″ x 3″

Pride Bride Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.3″ x 3″ | Matte Sticker .

Dips and Nips Sticker – Pack of 3.3″ x 3″ | Matte Sticker .

Trippin Over U Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.3″ x 3″ Matte Sticker.

In My Wifey Era – Pack of 3. Made with durable vinyl, it's perfect for customizing your favorite items and showing off your laid-back, fun-loving side.

In My Wifey Era Heart Sunglass Sticker.

A kiss-cut provides you with the ultimate flexibility for implementing your vision—this method cuts the sticker into any shape you desire, while leaving the back intact so that it can be smoothly peeled off the page.

3″ x 3″

.: Made 100% with durable vinyl that comes with strong 3M glue for decorations that last. Perfect for spicing up indoor decor (not waterproof).
.:  All stickers are 0.004″ (1mm) thick and come with a stylish glossy finish.

Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist!

Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.

Product Details

NaughtyVibes powered by Rock Candy Sex Toys

Card Message: Dick Don't Kill My Vibe

Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging

Description: Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included

Special Instructions: Informational Instructions on Use Included 

Patent Pending