Transform your daily drive into a hilarious adventure with the “I’m Only Speeding Cuz I Have to Poop” Car Window Sign from Kalan! This cheeky accessory is the perfect way to let other drivers know there’s a very urgent reason you’re zipping past them. Made from durable material, the sign is easy to attach and guaranteed to spark laughter (and maybe a few sympathetic nods) from fellow commuters. Whether you’re racing to the restroom or just want to lighten the mood, this sign is sure to turn your commute into a comedy show on wheels!

Pjur Med’s Repair Glide is a naturally formulated water based lubricant with regenerating hyaluronic acid. The innovative formula guarantees an exceptionally long lasting lubrication. Hyaluronan has the ability to bind large amounts of water and to provide better than average lubrication, enabling optimal regeneration of the skin. The glide covers the skin with an invisible, air permeable film, making it smooth and soft. 100ml.

Want the best of both worlds? Ride Silk Hybrid provides just that, infusing 12% silicone and cream emollients into a water based formula. Silk Hybrid lasts longer than a water based lubricant, without the difficult clean up of a silicone. Ride Silk Hybrid is a luxurious hybrid lubricant, formulated with cream emollients and a 12% silicone blend. This Silk Hybrid personal lubricant is water based, with just enough silicone infused to give you the best of both worlds – long lasting like a silicone lubricant, and easy to clean up, like a water based lubricant. The super silky texture provides just the right amount of glide to enhance any sensual encounter. Ingredients: Purified Water, Plant Cellulose  from Cotton, Isopropyl Palmitate, Polysorbate 20, Dimethicone, Emollient Ester, Potassium Sorbate. 8.5 oz bottle.

While waterproof is wonderful, water based has its merits as well. Ride Water Based is a super thick water based gel, and will stay where it is put. No runs, no drips, no mess. This lube is easy to clean up, and will never stain those silky sheets. Ride Water Based is the super slick, water based lubricant from Ride BodyWorx.

This formula is infused with natural seaweed extracts, including Carrageenan, Nori, and Wakame and it will not become sticky or dry up quickly like many other competing water based lubricants. Ride Water Based is perfect for those occasions when you need to clean up quick – just wipe down, and you are good to go. Formulated with only the safest ingredients, this lubricant is ideal pleasure enhancer for the lube purist.

Ingredients: Purified Water, Plant Cellulose from Cotton, Cyamopsis Guar Conditioners, Potassium Sorbate. 8.5 ounces bottle.

Naturals Satin is an Aloe and Carrageenan based intimate moisturizer, and is the first Sliquid product designed for daily use, not just during sexual activity. Created for women who are experiencing regular or periodic dryness due to menopause, medication, or any other reason, Satin will provide long lasting, natural comfort with only a few drops. A proprietary blend of natural moisturizers, including natural extracts of Carrageenan, Aloe Vera, and Vitamin E creates a natural feeling moisturizer that emulates your body’s own natural lubrication.

Sliquid Naturals Satin, like all Sliquid products, does not contain any parabens, DEA, or sulfates, and is always 100% vegan friendly. Ingredients: Purified Water, Plant Cellulose from Cotton, Carrageenan, Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera), Natural Tocopherols Vitamin E, Cyamopsis (Guar Conditioners), Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid. 8.5 oz bottle.

Sliquid Oceanics is the newest addition to the Organics family of products, and takes the infusion of organic botanicals to a whole new level with the addition of extracts of the sea. Carrageenan offers the benefit of being one of the most effective lubricants found in nature, and has been shown in lab tests to help prevent the spread of HPV (Genital Warts), which is one of the most common STD’s. Wakame is a red algae often used for it’s anti-wrinkle & skin revitalizing properties, as well as being a natural source of Vitamins A, B, C and E. Nori is a green algae, and is an effective natural moisturizer, as well as being a great source of B Vitamins (Folic Acid) and minerals, including Zinc, Iodine, Iron & Copper.

Offering women a healthier choice, this glycerine and paraben free organic lubricant has been blended with certified organic botanical extracts that heal and support the body. Aloe Vera and Alfalfa are a natural skin soothers. Vitamin E is well known for it’s healing properties, and Green Tea & Hibiscus are well documented for their invigorating & skin elasticity properties. Flax is an organic source of Omega-3 fatty acids, and Sunflower Seed is rich source of amino acids and minerals.

Sliquid Organics Silk is a water and silicone based hybrid organic personal lubricant, botanically infused with natural ingredients to create a natural silky and creamy texture. Blended with emollient esters, this natural lubricant resembles a fragrance free, soothing skin lotion.

Sliquid Organics Silk is ideal to use on your most delicate body tissues, and for women with sensitivities. The 12% silicone blend adds longevity to the water based organic lubricant blend, making it ideal for long lasting intimate sessions, and it is ideal for sensual massage. Sliquid Organics Silk cleans up with the ease of a water based lubricant, and has the added longevity of a silicone based lubricant.

Offering women a healthier choice, this glycerine and paraben free organic lubricant has been blended with certified organic botanical extracts that heal and support the body. Aloe Vera and Alfalfa are a natural skin soothers. Vitamin E is well known for it is healing properties, and Green Tea and Hibiscus are well documented for their invigorating and skin elasticity properties. Flax is an organic source of Omega-3 fatty acids, and Sunflower Seed is rich source of amino acids and minerals.