Happy Fucking Birthday line of partywares are approved by anyone with a good sense of humor enjoys a good laugh on their special day! This line of hilarious party products has been regarded by media outlets worldwide as the “Official line of adult-themed party products of 2022”. This beautifully patterned line of tableware and playful decor features 3oz of metallic 1.5 inch high quality fuck you finger confetti. Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high class function with any of our fine party products.

Introducing the Gray Shimmer Thigh High Tights from Kixies, designed for both style and comfort. Offering a unique shimmering effect, these tights elevate any outfit with a touch of glamour. Available in Size D, they cater to individuals between 5 ft 5 inches and 6 ft tall, accommodating weights from 170 pounds to over 260 pounds. With a thigh circumference of up to 35 inches, these tights ensure a perfect fit that stays in place. Ideal for both casual and formal occasions, they provide confidence and flair for every wearer. Enjoy all-day comfort with a chic twist!

Designed for the Bride with impeccable taste, style and class, our Glitterati Boobie Plates will elevate your next Bachelorette party to VIP status. Our elegant yet sturdy 7inch paper plates are on-trend for this wedding season and feature fun metallic stamped boobies (gold, silver, rose gold and bronze). Each package contains 8 7-Inch penis plates.

Introducing the Gray Shimmer Thigh High Tights from Kixies, designed to elevate your wardrobe with a touch of glamour. Crafted for sizes B, these tights perfectly fit individuals ranging from 5 ft 5 inches to 6 ft tall and weighing between 125 to 170 pounds. With a thigh circumference of up to 25 inches, they offer a comfortable and flattering fit. The shimmering gray fabric adds sophistication to any outfit, making these tights perfect for both casual and formal occasions. Embrace style and comfort with Kixies!

Glitterati Penis Plates. Put some Penis in your Party with these Rose Gold Metallic plates. Great for appetizers. Package of 8.

Glitterati Penis Metallic Ornaments. Metallic Finish Break-Resistant Plastic Ornaments. Package of 8.

Introducing our striking black large net fishnet thigh-high stockings, designed to make a bold statement. Crafted with a no-slip grip, these stockings ensure a secure fit that stays in place throughout the day or night. Perfect for those measuring between 4’11” and 5’5″, weighing 90-140 lbs, and with thigh circumferences up to 20 inches, they provide comfort alongside style. Elevate your outfit and embrace the allure of these eye-catching thigh-highs; they’re sure to be a memorable addition to your wardrobe.

Be Instagram-ready with this set of 8 penis-shaped reusable silly straws. Great for the poolside party or at the club. The newest addition to the Glitterati line of bachelorette party gear, these colorful reusable straws are a must-have!

Get ready to add a touch of magic to your culinary creations with our Glitterati Penis Cookie Cutter! Crafted from high-quality stainless steel and measuring four inches, this food-grade cutter is perfect for making whimsical treats, delightful sandwiches, and even pancake masterpieces. Whether hosting a bachelorette party or wanting to indulge in creative cooking, our Glitterati Penis Cookie Cutter is the ultimate accessory for adding naughty fun and excitement to your kitchen adventures.

Each pack of Glitterati appetizer picks contains six 7-inch stainless still reusable skewers. These washable skewers come in metallic (2) gold, (2) rose gold, and (2) silver colors. Our elegant Glitterati picks are the newest addition to our Glitterati line of party wares and are a great way to incorporate the penis theme into your appetizer tray for any bachelorette or adult-themed party.