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New Year's Kiss Me At Midnight Streamer – Gold/silver $11.52
Kiss Me At Midnight Streamer. From BeistleGlitter print; assembly requiredSize: 6½” x 8'
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Holding Dicks Bottle Opener $13.11
A bottle opener that fits right in your wallet! The size of a credit card! Guaranteed to make everyone laugh when you open a bottle with this opener!
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Christmas Tree Cup Holds 24 ounces $29.61
Christmas Tree Cup with fun red silly straw. Holds 24 fluid ounces. From Kheper Games
29 in stock
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Eggplant Naughty Wrapping Paper $26.25
We all know what eggplants equal ;)Traditional wrapping paper feeling vanilla to you? Grab our Eggplant Naughty Wrapping paper to make your gift stand out. A nice thick sheet of glossy paper, our NaughtyWrap comes in 3 individual sheets rolled together to make gift wrapping easy. Grab the matching Big Dick Energy Card to complete your gift. 3 SHEETS SIZE: 20″ x 29″PAPER: #70 OPAQUE
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Cocktails Flavored Sucker Strawberry Daiquiri $11.85
What is shaped like a penis and tastes like a mixed drink? The new and original Cocktail Suckers from Candyprints. Cheers to a mouthful of great taste. These suckers do not contain ANY alcohol. Rather, they contain high quality natural flavorings. 1.1 oz. Strawberry Daiquiri.
338 in stock
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Cocktails Flavored Sucker Pina Colada $11.37
What is shaped like a penis and tastes like a mixed drink? The new and original Cocktail Suckers from Candyprints. Cheers to a mouthful of great taste. These suckers do not contain ANY alcohol. Rather, they contain high quality natural flavorings. 1.1 oz. Pina Colada.
Ingredients: Sugar, Maltose, Natural Flavors, Colors: FD&C Yellow 5 (E102).46 in stock
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Cocktails flavored sucker – mojito $11.37
What is shaped like a penis and tastes like a mixed drink? Candyprints' new and original Cocktail Flavored Suckers. Best of all, it comes in Mojito. Cheers to that!
Ingredients: Sugar, Maltose, Natural Flavors197 in stock
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Cocktails Flavored Sucker – Blue Hawaiian $11.85
What is shaped like a penis and tastes like a mixed drink? Cheers to a mouthful of great taste. These suckers do not contain ANY alcohol. Rather, they contain high quality natural flavorings. 1.1 oz. Blue Hawaiian.
239 in stock
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X-rated valentine candy – 1.6 oz box $9.42
The taste of something sexy! The X-Rated Valentine's Hearts candy box holds 1.6 ounces of heart shaped candies. Each of the candies has a dirty message written on the heart. Bringing XXX and sweet together!
Bulk Packaging: This item is not in retail packaging. It is usually in a plain box, wrapped in plastic or in a poly bag. The item is new and untouched.
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Super Fun Penis Candy 100 Pieces Fruit Flavors 3oz $10.86
Great pocket treats for good behavior! Here are one hundred colorful, tart fruit flavored penises. Bet you can't eat just one!
625 in stock
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Super Fun Penis Candy 25 Packages per Bag $29.61
Excellent pinata stuffers or party favors! Bag of 25 colorful, tart fruit flavored penises. They are super fun!
159 in stock
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Super Fun Party Candles 5 Colorful Party Candles $13.83
Set of 5 brighly colored super fun penis candles. From Little Genie.
200 in stock
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Super Fun Big Penis Candle Pink $13.83
Super Fun Big Penis Candle! Make a wish and blow. Realistic shape and color.
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Super Fun Penis Shaped Breath Mints .71oz $10.41
Penis shaped Breath Mints in a convenient to go pack. Peppermint flavor. Adults only please.
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Let's fuck! coupons $11.85
Do you like to fuck? If so, you will love these coupons! Let's Fuck! Coupons from Kheper lead you to do one and only one thing….fuck. Oh what fun!
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Sex! scratch tickets $9.48
Spice up your love life with these Sex! Scratch Tickets from Kheper Games. Eight sexy scratch tickets to get you and your lover in the mood for a night of passion. Every ticket is a winner, so give one to your partner when you feel that it is your 'Get Lucky' day!
197 in stock
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Sex! coupons $11.85
Sex! Coupons from Kheper Games is a great way to add some fun to your passionate encounters. This book of 20 coupons has a different position printed on each coupon that the lucky redeemer wins from his/her partner.
203 in stock
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X-Rated Party Candles 5 Colorful Candles $11.25
Set of 5 X-rated Party candles – lollipop shape with naughty messages. From Little Genie.
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Penis Pasta $21.72
Sure, these penises might look small at first, but drop them in some hot water and watch them grow. They will become so plump and firm, that you won't be able to help but nibble on them! Penis pasta, one of the greatest adult novelty foods, makes the perfect party dish. How about penis pasta salad? Or penises with meatballs? What a combination! Made with wheat.
267 in stock
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Weenie chews – 125 pc bag of asst dicktarts $12.06
These colorful little weenie candies are the perfect addition to any party whether it is a bachelorette party or your mom's birthday. People will love these chewy little weenies!
217 in stock
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Happy Fucking Birthday Ribbon $11.25
Are you looking for the perfect birthday present? Make your buddy's big day extra special with this x-rated birthday ribbon that says, It's my fucking birthday! Ribbon measures 7.5inL x 4.75inW and has an adhesive back to stick where it is put. Birthday wishes have never been this lewd before!
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Happy Fucking Birthday 11in Balloons – 8 Per Pack $13.26
Eight 11 inch balloons emblazoned with, Happy Fucking Birthday! on each side.
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Mini Penis Plates Pack Of 8 $11.25
Dirty Dishes Mini Penis Plates from Candyprints. These Mini Penis plates will dazzle you with a diverse assortment of penises in all shapes, sizes and colors! 8 count 7 inches in diameter plates per polybag with header card pack.
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Mini Penis Napkins Pack Of 8 $11.85
Dirty Napkins Mini Penis Cocktail Napkins from Candyprints. These full print, 2-ply Mini Penis cocktail napkins will dazzle you with a diverse assortment of penises in all shapes, sizes and colors! 8 count napkins per polybag with a header card per pack.
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Mini Boob Napkins Pack Of 8 $11.85
Dirty Napkins Mini-Boob Cocktail Napkins from Candyprints. These full print, 2-ply Mini Boob cocktail napkins will be a hit at any occasion where FUN is the theme of the party! 8 napkins per polybag with header card pack.
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Mini Penis Dirty Candle Set Of 5 $13.83
Set of 5 mini penis candles in assorted colors. From Little Genie Productions.
332 in stock
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Macaweenie and cheese $24.87
Enjoy a bowl full of delicious MacAweenie and Cheese tonight for dinner. Follow the instructions on how to prepare your MacAweenie and Cheese to insure great amounts of pleasure to your taste buds. Net weight is 6.25 ounces; approximately 4 servings. Caution after cooking: Your weenies will be hot and wet! Keep this in mind before you slip a MacAweenie in your mouth, or anyone else's! Yummie!
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Super fun penis balloons (8) $13.83
Watch these penises grow to super sizes! The Super Fun Penis Balloons package contains eight balloons. The balloons come in a variety of colors. Fill them with some hot air and let the fun begin!
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Super Fun Penis Shot Glasses – Set Of 2 $21.75
Celebrate your big day in style with Super Fun Penis Shot Glasses. These adorable little dicks will make taking your favorite shot even more fun.
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Super Fun Penis Party Straws $9.00
Celebrate your next big event with these Super Fun Party Penis Straws. Each bag comes with 8- 8inch plastic reusable straws in pink and purple.
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Super Fun Penis Party Whistles $15.00
Celebrate your next big event with these Super Fun Party Whistles. Each bag comes with 6 penis shaped whistles on a pink lanyard to wear around your neck.
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Potleaf ashtray $19.74
Potleaf Ashtray from Kheper Games. A green glass ashtray shaped like a potleaf!
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Potleaf Ashtray – Pink $18.96
Pink Potleaf Ashtray. Hey babe! Show off your style with this vibrantly-colored pink potleaf shaped ashtray. Style meets function as you hang out with your friends AND your buds. Includes: a 5-inch-wide glass potleaf-shaped ashtray.
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Potleaf Ashtray – Purple $18.96
Hey bud! This colorful glass ashtray is stylish, decorative, and useful for when you are smoking alone or with your friends. Ashtray is 5 inches wide.
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Potleaf Ashtray – Blue $19.74
Hey stylish ganja fan! Show off your style with this vibrantly colored potleaf shaped ashtray. Style meets function as you hang out with your friends AND your buds. (this is just the generic description. Jacob, it can just be put with the other colors in the catalog of course).
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Bitch on board car window signs $5.58
Tell them who's behind the wheel with the Bitch On Board Car Window Sign from Kalan.
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I'm only speeding cuz i have to poop car window signs $5.58
Add some humor to your commute with the I'm Only Speeding Cuz I Have to Poop Car Window Sign from Kalan.
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If You Can Read This Back The Fuck Up Car Sign $5.58
Tell tailgaters to back off without raising a finger with the If You Can Read This Back the Fuck Up Car Window Sign from Kalan. It easily suctions to the inside of any of your car windows.
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If You Don't Like My Driving Fuck Off Car Sign $5.58
Express how you really feel on the road with the If You Don't Like My Driving Fuck Off Car Window Sign from Kalan. Tell them how your really feel without saying a word or raising a finger.
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Make a wish and blow penis party candle $13.83
Make a Wish and Blow!1 3.4″ x 3.8″ parafin wax candle
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Soon To Be Married AF Bachelorette Party Sash $23.67
Soon To Be Married AF Bachelorette Party Sash from Little Genie. Fun sash for the bride to be. One size fits most. Color white with gold lettering.
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Bride to Be Party Sash – Black $23.67
A bachelorette party isn't complete without the Bride to Be Party Sash from Little Genie. Get all eyes on her with this stylish sash.
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Bachelorette disposable peter party cake pan – large pack of 2 $41.85
Nothings so great as a peter-shaped cake. The Bachelorette Disposable Peter Party Cake Pan pack of two 14″ pans lets you create naughty penis-shaped cakes for your bachelorette party or any occasion that calls for a tasty, tantalizing treat. Made of disposable foil.
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Naughty veil $19.74
Adorned in dickies! The Naughty Veil has a hair clip to fit into your hairstyle. The tiara is adorned with little shimmering peckers. Get the attention that any bride-to-be deserves!
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Naughty Confetti Penis Assorted Colors $7.89
Naughty Confetti includes 15 grams of penis-shaped confetti in metallic colors: silver, purple, and pink. Confetti is a party must for bachelorettes, birthdays and any other event that needs a little spicing up! Penis confetti can be used for decorations, party invitations, to toast a new year, to throw at a surprise party, etc.
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Rainbow shot glass set $29.64
The Rainbow Shot Glass Set from Kheper Games. This rainbow colored set makes for an attractive and colorful display. Each shot glass holds approximately 1.5 oz.
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Glow In The Dark Penis Straws $13.83
Naughty Straws Glow in the Dark penis straws from Kheper Games. Vibrantly glowing straws in assorted colors! Hold under a bright light for 1-2 minutes, go into any dark room and add a little naughtiness to all of your favorite beverages! 8 straws per pack.
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Bride To Be Award Ribbons 6 Pack $15.78
6 fun and colorful ribbons for the Bride to Be and friends to wear throughout the evening at a party! Each ribbon includes adhesive pad on their reverse side. Ribbons include: Future Mrs., Miss Priss, Hot Mess, Single Tonight, Sugar Mama and Designated Drunk.
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Stripper Straws Female 3 Pack $19.74
Each package contains 3 silver colored straws with plastic figurines of sexy strippers attached to each one! Strippers can be moved up and down their poles to accommodate various cup sizes. Straws are 8.5 inches tall.
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Stripper Straws 3 Pack $19.74
Each package contains 3 silver colored straws with plastic figurines of sexy strippers attached to each one! Strippers can be moved up and down their poles to accommodate various cup sizes. Straws are 8.5 inches tall.
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Pecker inspector badge $11.85
You love inspecting peckers. This 2in X 3in metal badge can make you an official pecker inspector, which will enable you to inspect peckers without all the explaining. Just show your badge and request that the gentlemen please present their peckers. Threats of booking said gentlemen downtown for insubordination will hardly be necessary. Flash it quickly, and your badge might even get you a free donut down at the cafe!
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Boob inspector badge $11.85
You love inspecting boobs. This 2in X 3in metal badge can make you an official boob inspector, which will enable you to inspect boobs without so much of the explaining. Just show your badge and request that the ladies please present their breasts.
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Party pecker straws, assorted colors (10 pc bag) $15.63
The 10 Party Pecker Sipping Straws are veined, cock-shaped straws with crooked little balls in five wild colors. They make great items for bachelorette parties, college parties, special events, and even sleepovers! For a party in your mouth, slide this straw deep into your favorite drink!
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Party pecker sipping straws glow in the dark 10pc bag $16.38
The 10 Party Pecker Sipping Straws are veined, cock shaped straws with crooked little balls that glow in the dark. They make great items for bachelorette parties, college parties, special events, and even sleepovers! For a party in your mouth, slide this straw deep into your favorite drink. Have a glowing good time!
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Hang string light up shot glass $19.38
Need a shot glass? Need a pecker party shot glass? Need a Light Up Pecker Party Shot Glass? This shot glass gives a whole new meaning to Bottoms Up! Just hang around your neck and enjoy the fun!
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Lovers Candy Bra Heart $29.58
The sweetest accessory you can own! This Candy Bra is adorned with tasty little candies just like the old-fashioned candy necklaces. Comfortable stretch-elastic holds the candy in place. Make yourself sexy and delicious! An extension to our popular and naughty multi-colored candy underwear, this special edition version is ideal for valentines day or a romantic night. It is a pink bra with a red heart design. Packed into a sexy styled carton, this product has excellent shelf / visual appeal and looks even better placed next to other items in the Lovers range. Sex up the bedroom with a delicious naughty treat. Why wear normal underwear, when you can wear underwear you eat! 9.8 oz. One size fits most
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Sweet and Sexy Candy Posing Pouch O/S $28.62
To be sweet and sexy, slip into this edible Candy Posing Pouch! Elastic holds the candy in place and one size fits most. What a great way to introduce your package in a most appetizing manner!
180 in stock
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