Have a Nice Jay Greeting Card with Matchbook.

Front Message: Have a Nice Jay 

Retro Vibes: This card channels the spirit of the ’70s with its funky, psychedelic design.

Inside Message: (Blank Inside)

Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″

Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)

You are DOPE and for the record, here is something to show it! Shop our brand new, “For the Record” Birthday Cannabis Greeting Card for any music lovers in your life. With a retro vibe this birthday card is perfect for your hippie stoner friend. Grab it with the matching one hitter, or without, and add your own flowers. Say happy birthday with KushKards, a gift with a lift!Blank Inside) Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″ Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook

Love is in the air, and we’re bringing it back in style with our LOVE Retro Greeting Card. If you’re looking for a groovy way to express your affection, this card is your time machine to the era of bell bottoms, lava lamps, and heart-shaped sunglasses.

Front Message: Love

Retro Vibes: This card channels the spirit of the ’70s with its funky, psychedelic design.

Inside Message: (Blank Inside)

Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″

Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)

The only prescription we look forward to refilling! Check out this stoner script ready to fill for the loved one in your life! When love is your drug… you get addicted! Our “Stoner Prescription” Cannabis Greeting Card is here to make the night right!

Inside Message: (Blank Inside)

Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″

Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)

Toss your Salad Card.For those whole love a side salad Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

The present we all are looking forward to on our Birthday. The best sex is on your Birthday! Get this greeting card to say Happy Birthday and what you really want with our bold Naughty Kard! Write your own spicy message on the inside. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

The present we all are looking forward to on our Birthday. The best sex is on your Birthday! Get this greeting card to say Happy Birthday and what you really want with our bold Naughty Kard! Write your own spicy message on the inside. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

Bend Over its your Birthday Greeting Card . Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

Toss your Salad Card.For those whole love a side salad Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

Eat my box and handle it with care.If you don’t understand you’re too young to be on this site… Be blunt and tell them what you want. Save the dirty stuff for the inside of the card… we don’t wanna know. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

Eat my box and handle it with care.If you don’t understand you’re too young to be on this site… Be blunt and tell them what you want. Save the dirty stuff for the inside of the card… we don’t wanna know. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

Elevate your romantic gestures with a blend of elegance and a hint of naughtiness with our ‘You Make Me Cumplete’ card. Set against a sleek black backdrop, the light blue lettering offers a heartfelt message with a playful twist. It’s the ideal choice for an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or any moment you want to express your complete adoration in a fun and intimate way. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

It’s the simple things, and if you don’t have to ask, it makes it all the greater. Gift our “Giving Head” NaughtyKard, greeting cards for adults, to your significant other who always gets down without being asked. Or maybe you’re tryna drop a hint? Either way, grab the card, and write a sweet (or spicy

I Licked It So Now It’s Mine Greeting Card

Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″

Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging.

Wave your eco-friendly flag high with our ‘Love Wins’ greeting card, a true masterpiece of sustainability and sparkle. Made from the happiest trees—100% recycled paper—this card is not just a statement, it’s a celebration of love in every color of the rainbow. It’s as if Mother Nature herself decided to throw a pride parade! And honey, she’s not holding back. With every fiber of this card soaked in pride, it’s the perfect way to sprinkle a little environmental love while serving some serious LGBTQ+ fabulousness.Whether you’re confessing your crush or toasting to your bestie’s engagement, do it with a card that’s as loud, proud, and green as you are. Go ahead, give a wink to sustainability and let your love note be a beacon of pride and planet-friendly vibes!

Celebrate another year of fabulous wisdom and playful mischief with our ‘Older, Wiser, and Hornier’ birthday card!  This cheeky card is perfect for the friend who appreciates a good laugh along with their slice of birthday cake. The pastel rainbow background adds a touch of sweetness to the bold declaration, making it a memorable way to wish them a “Happy Birthday” and remind them that with age comes a spark of fun!

Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

Rainbow Penis Print .The type of print that you want on anything! Penis, rainbows, peace signs and pot leafs. Use this as a blank card for any occasion. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

Secured the ROCK and the COCK.I mean lets be real, that what happens… The perfect bachelorette card, get it for your naughty bestie finally securing the one. Write all the crazy memories on the inside for you to enjoy. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

Toss your Salad Card.For those whole love a side salad Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

Steak and BJ Card.There’s a holiday for everything these days, and when we heard about this “unofficial” holiday that happens a month after Valentine’s Day, it had us feeling creative. Fellas! Grab this card, (and if you really want this to happen) some steaks, to ask your lady in a sweet way for your 2 favorite things… write a sweet (or spicy) message on the inside for encouragement. Happy Steak and BJ day from Naughty Kards!Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging