Eat my box and handle it with care.If you don’t understand you’re too young to be on this site… Be blunt and tell them what you want. Save the dirty stuff for the inside of the card… we don’t wanna know. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

Elevate your romantic gestures with a blend of elegance and a hint of naughtiness with our ‘You Make Me Cumplete’ card. Set against a sleek black backdrop, the light blue lettering offers a heartfelt message with a playful twist. It’s the ideal choice for an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or any moment you want to express your complete adoration in a fun and intimate way. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

Introducing the “Cum Queen” greeting card, a bold statement piece that combines striking lime green with hot pink text. This card is perfect for those who embrace empowerment and have a bold, confident style. Patent Pending.Design Details: Lime green greeting card with Pink Script that reads “Cum Queen”Front Message: Cum QueenInside Message: (Blank Inside)Size: 4.25” x 5.5″Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap.

Downward Doggie Style .Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging.

Wave your eco-friendly flag high with our ‘Love Wins’ greeting card, a true masterpiece of sustainability and sparkle. Made from the happiest trees—100% recycled paper—this card is not just a statement, it’s a celebration of love in every color of the rainbow. It’s as if Mother Nature herself decided to throw a pride parade! And honey, she’s not holding back. With every fiber of this card soaked in pride, it’s the perfect way to sprinkle a little environmental love while serving some serious LGBTQ+ fabulousness.Whether you’re confessing your crush or toasting to your bestie’s engagement, do it with a card that’s as loud, proud, and green as you are. Go ahead, give a wink to sustainability and let your love note be a beacon of pride and planet-friendly vibes!

Celebrate another year of fabulous wisdom and playful mischief with our ‘Older, Wiser, and Hornier’ birthday card!  This cheeky card is perfect for the friend who appreciates a good laugh along with their slice of birthday cake. The pastel rainbow background adds a touch of sweetness to the bold declaration, making it a memorable way to wish them a “Happy Birthday” and remind them that with age comes a spark of fun!

Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

Express your gratitude in a cheeky and bold way with our ‘Thanks for all the Orgasms’ card! This straightforward and humorous card is a perfect cheeky thank-you to a partner who knows exactly how to keep the sparks flying. It’s a unique way to celebrate your intimate moments together, perfect for an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or any special occasion that calls for a little extra sass and a lot of love. Patent Pending.Design Details: Naughty ‘Thanks for all the Orgasms’ greeting card, with bold typography on a clean white background, accented with a pop of red. Ideal for a humorous and love-filled message. Front Message: Thanks for all the OrgasmsInside Message: (Blank Inside)Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap

Rainbow Penis Print .The type of print that you want on anything! Penis, rainbows, peace signs and pot leafs. Use this as a blank card for any occasion. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

Toss your Salad Card.For those whole love a side salad Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

Steak and BJ Card.There’s a holiday for everything these days, and when we heard about this “unofficial” holiday that happens a month after Valentine’s Day, it had us feeling creative. Fellas! Grab this card, (and if you really want this to happen) some steaks, to ask your lady in a sweet way for your 2 favorite things… write a sweet (or spicy) message on the inside for encouragement. Happy Steak and BJ day from Naughty Kards!Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

Introducing the “This Card Might Suck But I Swallow” greeting card, a humorous and self-aware option for your customers looking for an ice-breaker or a light-hearted way to acknowledge life’s imperfections.The simple and clean design of this card with its bold, black font makes it versatile for various occasions or just a quirky note to a loved one. Made with high-quality card stock to ensure a smooth writing surface and a professional look, this card is sure to be a hit for those who appreciate a bit of dry humor.Patent Pending.Design Details: A minimalist greeting card with a clean white background and black text that humorously states ‘This Card Might Suck But I Swallow’ in a straightforward, bold font.Front Message: This Card Might Suck But I SwallowInside Message: (Blank Inside)Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap

Ignite a smile with our ‘Too Hot to Handle’ card, featuring a pair of sizzling chili peppers that are sure to spice up any occasion! Whether you’re sending it to a spicy significant other or a fiery friend, this card is perfect for anyone who brings heat into your life. The playful design is matched with a bold declaration of admiration, making it an ideal way to show appreciation for someone whose spirit burns bright.Patent Pending.Design Details: Whimsical greeting card with two red chili peppers and the words ‘Too Hot to Handle’, surrounded by hearts, capturing the essence of someone with a spicy personality.Front Message: Too Hot To HandleInside Message: (Blank Inside)Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap.

Boba D Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.3″ x 3″ | Matte Sticker .

This charming sticker features the phrase “You Make Me Cumplete” in a stylish, cursive light blue font set against a deep black background, creating a striking contrast. The font’s playful curves and swashes convey a sense of whimsy and affection, making it an ideal expression of love or deep connection. Measuring at a versatile size, this sticker is perfect for adorning personal journals, laptops, or water bottles, adding a personal touch of warmth and appreciation wherever it’s placed. Its durable material ensures it can withstand daily wear and tear, making it a lasting token of affection.

Dips and Nips Sticker – Pack of 3.3″ x 3″ | Matte Sticker .

Downward Doggie Naughty Sticker – Pack of 33″ x 3″ | Matte Sticker .

You are DOPE and for the record, here is something to show it! “For the Record” sticker for any music lovers in your life. With a retro vibe this sticker is perfect for your hippie stoner friend.

Celebrate your special day with this charming 3-inch diameter “I’m The Bride” button from Kalan. Crafted with care, this eye-catching accessory features bold and elegant lettering that proudly announces your status as the bride. Whether you’re wearing it during your bridal shower, bachelorette party, or on your wedding day, this button is sure to add a playful touch to your outfit. It’s a perfect keepsake to commemorate this joyous occasion, making you the center of attention as you embark on your journey toward happily ever after!

“Buy Me a Shot, I’m Tying the Knot 3-Inch Button” is the perfect accessory for your wedding celebrations or bridal shower festivities. This playful button features a charming design that captures the spirit of love and fun, making it an ideal addition to bachelorette parties or engagement celebrations. At 3 inches in diameter, it’s a statement piece that can be easily pinned onto bags, shirts, or jackets. Celebrate your upcoming nuptials with a touch of humor and flair, ensuring everyone knows you’re ready to toast to love!

Introducing the 3″ Button Men – Love Wins from Kalan, a vibrant and uplifting accessory perfect for celebrating love and diversity. This charming button features a colorful design that boldly proclaims “Love Wins,” making it an ideal statement piece for pride events, festivals, or everyday wear. Crafted with high-quality materials, it ensures durability while showcasing your commitment to equality and acceptance. Attach it to backpacks, jackets, or hats to spread a positive message and inspire conversations about love and inclusivity. Let your style speak volumes!