• Weed Is My Love Language Greeting Card W/matchbook $12.48 $9.36

    There is no greater love then when a couple’s love language is toking together! This card is meant to replace Quality Time with Quality Tokes. Write your words of affirmations inside of this card and gift this to your lover.  

    Front Message: Weed is my Love Language 

    Inside Message: (Blank Inside)

    Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″

    Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)

    14 in stock

  • More Sex Greeting Card W/matchbook $18.75 $14.06

    Embrace the mantra of relaxation and enjoyment with our bold and spirited greeting card. The message “More Sex Good Weed No Stress Vibe More” is not just a statement; it’s a lifestyle. This card is perfect for those who live life to the fullest and embrace all of its pleasures. With its vibrant neon lettering against a stark black background, it stands out as a beacon of good times and chill vibes. Whether it’s for a partner, a close friend, or someone who shares your philosophy, this card is sure to make a statement and bring a smile.Patent Pending.Design Details: A dynamic greeting card with a bold black background, highlighting the mantra ‘MORE SEX GOOD WEED NO STRESS VIBE MORE’ in vivid yellow and white letters.Front Message: More Sex, Good Weed, No Stress, Vibe MoreInside Message: (Blank Inside)Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap,Matchbook

    47 in stock

  • Have A Nice Jay Greeting Card W/matchbook $12.48 $9.36

    Have a Nice Jay Greeting Card with Matchbook.

    Front Message: Have a Nice Jay 

    Retro Vibes: This card channels the spirit of the ’70s with its funky, psychedelic design.

    Inside Message: (Blank Inside)

    Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″

    Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)

    19 in stock

  • For The Record Greeting Card W/matchbook $12.48 $9.36

    You are DOPE and for the record, here is something to show it! Shop our brand new, “For the Record” Birthday Cannabis Greeting Card for any music lovers in your life. With a retro vibe this birthday card is perfect for your hippie stoner friend. Grab it with the matching one hitter, or without, and add your own flowers. Say happy birthday with KushKards, a gift with a lift!Blank Inside) Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″ Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook

    10 in stock

  • Love Retro Greeting Card W/matchbook $18.42 $13.82

    Love is in the air, and we’re bringing it back in style with our LOVE Retro Greeting Card. If you’re looking for a groovy way to express your affection, this card is your time machine to the era of bell bottoms, lava lamps, and heart-shaped sunglasses.

    Front Message: Love

    Retro Vibes: This card channels the spirit of the ’70s with its funky, psychedelic design.

    Inside Message: (Blank Inside)

    Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″

    Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)

    38 in stock

  • The Stoner Prescription Greeting Card W/matchbook $12.48 $9.36

    The only prescription we look forward to refilling! Check out this stoner script ready to fill for the loved one in your life! When love is your drug… you get addicted! Our “Stoner Prescription” Cannabis Greeting Card is here to make the night right!

    Inside Message: (Blank Inside)

    Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″

    Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)

    13 in stock

  • Send Doobs Greeting Card W/matchbook $12.48 $9.36

    We teamed up with our buds over at Roque Paq to bring a sexy Send Doobs smoking trio to a greeting card. Even better, there’s a built-in slot to hold an actual doob (supplied by you). The card comes paired with our Send Doobs matches for an iconic bundle*.ARTIST SERIES Designed By @roguepaqINSIDE: BLANKSend Nudes Matchbook by Rogue Paq Included SIZE: MINI / A2 SIZE: 5.5″ X 4.25″

    1 in stock

  • Weed Be Cute Greeting Card W/matchbook $12.48 $9.36

    Celebrate togetherness with a twist of humor with our “Weed Be Cute Together” greeting card. Perfect for couples who share a light-hearted connection and a love for laughter, this card with its vibrant lime green background and playful pink text is sure to bring a smile. Whether it’s for an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or just because, this card adds a pop of fun and color to any occasion. Give it to that special someone to express your affection in a uniquely charming way.Patent Pending.Design Details: A charming and playful greeting card with a lime green background, decorated with white and pink cannabis leaf motifs. It features the pun Weed Be Cute Together’ in stylized pink and white lettering, expressing a fun-loving and lighthearted sentiment.Front Message: Weed Be Cute TogetherInside Message: (Blank Inside)Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook.

    10 in stock

  • Weed Sex Lang Greeting Card W/matchbook $18.42 $13.82

    Unveil the secret to a blissful connection with our ‘Weed Before Sex is a Love Language’ greeting card! This card speaks volumes to those who appreciate the finer nuances of love and relaxation. With its bold green lettering and a dash of whimsy, it’s a wink and a nod to the joy of shared experiences. Whether it’s a special occasion or a spontaneous gesture, this card is the perfect way to say, “I get you,” in a language that resonates with the heart and soul. Patent Pending. Design Details: Chic white greeting card with bold green text ‘Weed Before Sex is a Love Language’, accented with playful patterns, ideal for a fun-loving couple. Front Message: Weed Before Sex Is A Love Language Inside Message: (Blank Inside) Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″ Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook.

    37 in stock

  • Birthday-gasm Greeting Card $8.94 $6.71

    Toss your Salad Card.For those whole love a side salad Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    3 in stock

  • Birthday Sex Naughty Greeting Card $8.94 $6.71

    The present we all are looking forward to on our Birthday. The best sex is on your Birthday! Get this greeting card to say Happy Birthday and what you really want with our bold Naughty Kard! Write your own spicy message on the inside. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    10 in stock

  • Birthday Sex Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6 $53.43 $40.07

    The present we all are looking forward to on our Birthday. The best sex is on your Birthday! Get this greeting card to say Happy Birthday and what you really want with our bold Naughty Kard! Write your own spicy message on the inside. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    2 in stock

  • Bend Over Birthday Greeting Card $9.36 $7.02

    Bend Over its your Birthday Greeting Card . Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    25 in stock

  • Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card $8.94 $6.71

    Blow Me – Eat the cake after! Who needs candles when you can get our Naughty Kard to say what you really want for that special someones Birthday. Continue your imagination by writing your own message inside… Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    10 in stock

  • Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6 $52.53 $39.40

    Blow Me – Eat the cake after!Who needs candles when you can get our Naughty Kard to say what you really want for that special someones Birthday. Continue your imagination by writing your own message inside… Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    2 in stock

  • Boba D Greeting Card $8.94 $6.71

    Toss your Salad Card.For those whole love a side salad Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    9 in stock

  • Bone Greeting Card $8.94 $6.71

    Send some holiday cheer with this Lets Bone Thanksgiving Naughty Greeting Card! Get lucky this Thanksgiving with this unique adult boutique greeting card. Whoever gets the wish bone is in for a feast of fun!!Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging .

    5 in stock

  • Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card $9.36 $7.02

    Eat my box and handle it with care.If you don’t understand you’re too young to be on this site… Be blunt and tell them what you want. Save the dirty stuff for the inside of the card… we don’t wanna know. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    34 in stock

  • Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6 $52.53 $39.40

    Eat my box and handle it with care.If you don’t understand you’re too young to be on this site… Be blunt and tell them what you want. Save the dirty stuff for the inside of the card… we don’t wanna know. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    9 in stock

  • Breast Friend Greeting Card $9.36 $7.02

    Ready to get naughty? Need a cheeky little gift to make your ‘breast friends’ roar with laughter? Our Breast Friend Naughty Greeting Card is perfect! Celebrate your friendship with a clever twist on the classic ‘best friends for life’ line. With our card, even when one friend is bigger than the other, it’s still always fun to hang!Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    6 in stock

  • Cum Queen Greeting Card $9.36 $7.02

    Introducing the “Cum Queen” greeting card, a bold statement piece that combines striking lime green with hot pink text. This card is perfect for those who embrace empowerment and have a bold, confident style. Patent Pending.Design Details: Lime green greeting card with Pink Script that reads “Cum Queen”Front Message: Cum QueenInside Message: (Blank Inside)Size: 4.25” x 5.5″Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap.

    51 in stock

  • Thanks For Cumming Naughty Greeting Card $9.36 $7.02

    Thanks for always cumming through!It is the ones who finish are the ones who last. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    24 in stock

  • Cumplete Greeting Card $9.36 $7.02

    Elevate your romantic gestures with a blend of elegance and a hint of naughtiness with our ‘You Make Me Cumplete’ card. Set against a sleek black backdrop, the light blue lettering offers a heartfelt message with a playful twist. It’s the ideal choice for an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or any moment you want to express your complete adoration in a fun and intimate way. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    17 in stock

  • Downward Doggie Naughty Greeting Card $8.94 $6.71

    Downward Doggie Style .Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging.

    4 in stock

  • Dope Dick Naughty Greeting Card $9.36 $7.02

    That Dick was DopeThis NaughtyKard can be used for so many reasons. Starting with a thank you for a great night, to a love themed card… or just maybe you’re trying to find a way to end things, you name it! This Adult Greeting Card can be used for any occasion. Write your own message on the inside and tell him how good that dick was. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    27 in stock

  • Giving Head Is Greater Than Naughty Greeting Card $8.94 $6.71

    It’s the simple things, and if you don’t have to ask, it makes it all the greater. Gift our “Giving Head” NaughtyKard, greeting cards for adults, to your significant other who always gets down without being asked. Or maybe you’re tryna drop a hint? Either way, grab the card, and write a sweet (or spicy

    3 in stock

  • I Licked It So Now It’s Mine Greeting Card $8.94 $6.71

    I Licked It So Now It’s Mine Greeting Card

    Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″

    Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging.

    27 in stock

  • Lit Clit Naughty Greeting Card $9.36 $7.02

    Lit Clit Card.A fun way to say you are the shit!Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    12 in stock

  • Love Wins Greeting Card $10.68 $8.01

    Wave your eco-friendly flag high with our ‘Love Wins’ greeting card, a true masterpiece of sustainability and sparkle. Made from the happiest trees—100% recycled paper—this card is not just a statement, it’s a celebration of love in every color of the rainbow. It’s as if Mother Nature herself decided to throw a pride parade! And honey, she’s not holding back. With every fiber of this card soaked in pride, it’s the perfect way to sprinkle a little environmental love while serving some serious LGBTQ+ fabulousness.Whether you’re confessing your crush or toasting to your bestie’s engagement, do it with a card that’s as loud, proud, and green as you are. Go ahead, give a wink to sustainability and let your love note be a beacon of pride and planet-friendly vibes!

    16 in stock

  • Older, Wiser, & Hornier Birthday Greeting Card $8.94 $6.71

    Celebrate another year of fabulous wisdom and playful mischief with our ‘Older, Wiser, and Hornier’ birthday card!  This cheeky card is perfect for the friend who appreciates a good laugh along with their slice of birthday cake. The pastel rainbow background adds a touch of sweetness to the bold declaration, making it a memorable way to wish them a “Happy Birthday” and remind them that with age comes a spark of fun!

    Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging

    11 in stock

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  • Hash Tag Loveable Gift Bag $11.85 $8.89

    Have a sweet gift for your sweetheart? No better way to present it than in a #Loveable gift bag. This beautiful pale blue print gift bag looks expensive and feels amazing just like your sweetie. Our gift bags are high quality bags made of thick, sturdy cardstock paper with elegant woven handles. This 10-inch gift bag has a white background with pale blue flocking and matching metallic stamped #Loveable on front and back. This suggestive bag is as fun to give as it is to receive.

    Out of stock

  • I’m Gonna Give It To Ya! Gift Bag $11.85 $8.89

    A medium gift bag with a message outside that hints at surprises to come! From Litte Genie.

    Out of stock

  • Merry X-mas Tasty Holidick Candy Canes $189.48 $142.11

    Merry Xmas Canes Display from Candyprints. Tasty holiday hard candy in a fun shape plus a cane. Holidays are coming.

    Out of stock

  • Rainbow Penis Naughty Wrapping Paper $26.73 $20.05

    Rainbows and Penis’Traditional wrapping paper feeling vanilla to you? Not here! Grab our Rainbow and Penis Naughty Wrapping paper to make your gift stand out. A nice thick sheet of glossy paper, our NaughtyWrap comes in 3 individual sheets rolled together to make gift wrapping easy. Grab our matching Rainbow and Penis NaughtyKard to complete your gift. 3 SHEETS SIZE: 20″ x 29″PAPER: #70 OPAQUE

    Out of stock

  • Love Wins Pride Set $24.93 $18.70

    Pride Collection – Love Wins Pride Set. Greeting Card, sticker and Large Gift Bag.

    Out of stock

  • Yet 2 Cum Naughty Sticker – Pack Of 3 $16.89 $12.67

    What the Fuck? I Never Have is the ultimate party game from Kheper Games that promises hours of outrageous fun! This classic twist on the I Never Have game features 552 hilariously inappropriate statements that will have you and your friends confessing to the wildest, most scandalous things you’ve done. Perfect for groups of three or more, it’s designed to spark laughter and unforgettable memories. Whether you’re at a party or a casual get-together, this game is sure to break the ice and elevate the fun to a whole new level!

    Out of stock

  • High Vibin’ 420 Sticker – Pack Of 3 $16.89 $12.67

    Introducing the Red 3-inch Diameter #Bridin Dirty Button from Kalan—a striking accessory that seamlessly blends bold design with practical functionality. Made from durable materials, this vibrant red button adds a pop of color to any outfit or project. Its 3-inch diameter makes it a perfect choice for a variety of applications, from crafting to fashion. The distinctive dirty button design evokes a sense of whimsy and individuality, making it ideal for those who appreciate unique and eye-catching details. Elevate your creative endeavors with this versatile and stylish piece.

    Out of stock

  • Tits Holiday Sticker – Pack Of 3 $11.25 $8.44

    Celebrate love and friendship with the Hot Pink “Bride Tribe” 3-inch button from Forum Novelties! This eye-catching accessory features vibrant colors and bold lettering, making it the perfect addition to any bridal shower, bachelorette party, or wedding celebration. Crafted from high-quality materials, this button is designed to last and can be easily attached to clothing, bags, or accessories. Show your support for the bride and her squad in style, while creating lasting memories with this fun and playful keepsake! A must-have for every bride’s crew!

    Out of stock

  • Trippin Over U Naughty Sticker – Pack Of 3 $16.89 $12.67

    Celebrate your unforgettable Bachelorette party with the stylish Bride Tribe party wear from Kalan! This stunning collection features chic button designs that perfectly embody the spirit of friendship and fun. Made with high-quality materials, each piece offers comfort and a flattering fit, ensuring you look fabulous while enjoying every moment with your closest friends. The vibrant colors and playful patterns make it ideal for photos and parties alike, creating lasting memories as you toast to love and friendship. Make your Bachelorette celebration truly special with Kalan’s Bride Tribe collection!

    Out of stock

  • Grey Sweatpants Naughty Sticker – Pack Of 3 $16.89 $12.67

    The Bachelorette Button Game Over by Kalan is a playful and cheeky accessory perfect for any bachelorette party. This vibrant button features bold, eye-catching text that adds an element of fun to your festivities, signaling that the party is all about celebrating love and friendship one last time before tying the knot. Measuring at a convenient size, it can easily be pinned to party outfits, sashes, or bags. Whether worn by the bride-to-be or guests, it’s a fun way to break the ice and create lasting memories while bringing a lighthearted spirit to the occasion.

    Out of stock

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