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Suck Vs Swallow Greeting Card $9.36
Introducing the “This Card Might Suck But I Swallow” greeting card, a humorous and self-aware option for your customers looking for an ice-breaker or a light-hearted way to acknowledge life's imperfections.The simple and clean design of this card with its bold, black font makes it versatile for various occasions or just a quirky note to a loved one. Made with high-quality card stock to ensure a smooth writing surface and a professional look, this card is sure to be a hit for those who appreciate a bit of dry humor.Patent Pending.Design Details: A minimalist greeting card with a clean white background and black text that humorously states 'This Card Might Suck But I Swallow' in a straightforward, bold font.Front Message: This Card Might Suck But I SwallowInside Message: (Blank Inside)Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
31 in stock
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Orgasmic Greeting Card $9.36
Express your gratitude in a cheeky and bold way with our 'Thanks for all the Orgasms' card! This straightforward and humorous card is a perfect cheeky thank-you to a partner who knows exactly how to keep the sparks flying. It's a unique way to celebrate your intimate moments together, perfect for an anniversary, Valentine's Day, or any special occasion that calls for a little extra sass and a lot of love. Patent Pending.Design Details: Naughty 'Thanks for all the Orgasms' greeting card, with bold typography on a clean white background, accented with a pop of red. Ideal for a humorous and love-filled message. Front Message: Thanks for all the OrgasmsInside Message: (Blank Inside)Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
39 in stock
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Shots Penis Plushie – Black 39.4″ / 100 Cm $168.54
Looking at this cute and soft penis will put an instant smile on your face! This cock is there to make you laugh and keep you comfortable – with this plush penis you won't feel alone any longer! Ideal gift for a bachelor party, a sweet sixteen, or just to be funny! The penis is made of very soft fabric, making it very cuddly and perfect to bring to bed with you.Product dimensions13.78″ x 20.87″ x 39.37″Materials:Cotton, polyester.
9 in stock
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Shots Pussy Plushie W/storage Pouch – Pink $59.01
Need somewhere safe to keep your favorite toys? Or maybe your couch (or someone else's) could use a hilarious throw cushion. Either way, Shots' Pussy Pillow Plushie with Storage Pouch is the solution.Aside from looking great as a piece of cheeky decor, the Pussy Pillow features a deep zippered pouch around the back. Stow your go-to vibe, plug, dildo or lube for safekeeping and/or quick access.*The Pussy Pillow is about 16.5″/41.9cm longMaterials:80% PP cotton+ 20% short plush.
65 in stock
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Wood Rocket Rainbow Leaf Keychain – Rainbow $23.16
This fun enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect accessory for your pocket. This Rainbow Leaf Weed Keychain looks just like a pot leaf only smaller, adorned with the colors of the Pride flag! Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!
36 in stock
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Wood Rocket John Dope – Green/yellow $23.16
This “John Dope” weed keychain is the perfect parody of the John Deere farming brand. And if you can't grow it, proudly show it! It makes the perfect gift or accessory for your key ring!
12 in stock
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'=wood Rocket Bong Air Freshener – Pineapple $10.80
Smell ya later with this “Bong” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pineapple Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
38 in stock
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Creature Cocks Hell-hound Silicone Key Chain – Red $18.66
Let your freaky side show and flag that you're into fantasy roleplay or mythical sex with this colorful miniaturized dildo keychain ! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
188 in stock
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Creature Cocks King Cobra Silicone Key Chain – Black/red $18.66
Let your freaky side show and flag that you're into fantasy roleplay or mythical sex with this colorful miniaturized dildo keychain ! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
206 in stock
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Creature Cocks Cockness Monster Silicone Key Chain – Multi Color $18.66
Let your freaky side show and flag that you're into fantasy roleplay or mythical sex with this colorful miniaturized dildo keychain ! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
94 in stock
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Sex! scratch tickets $9.90
Spice up your love life with these Sex! Scratch Tickets from Kheper Games. Eight sexy scratch tickets to get you and your lover in the mood for a night of passion. Every ticket is a winner, so give one to your partner when you feel that it is your 'Get Lucky' day!
150 in stock
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Super Fun Penis Party Whistles $15.00
Celebrate your next big event with these Super Fun Party Whistles. Each bag comes with 6 penis shaped whistles on a pink lanyard to wear around your neck.
179 in stock
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Potleaf Ashtray – Pink $18.96
Pink Potleaf Ashtray. Hey babe! Show off your style with this vibrantly-colored pink potleaf shaped ashtray. Style meets function as you hang out with your friends AND your buds. Includes: a 5-inch-wide glass potleaf-shaped ashtray.
84 in stock
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Potleaf Ashtray – Purple $18.96
Hey bud! This colorful glass ashtray is stylish, decorative, and useful for when you are smoking alone or with your friends. Ashtray is 5 inches wide.
54 in stock
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12 in stock
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Attitude Mug Good Fucking Vibes Only – 22 Oz $24.24
Bring the good vibes to your kitchen with this Giant Good Fucking Vibes Mug – a giant 22-ounce mug that's perfect for showing the world what matters most to you. Get your caffeine fix with this unique novelty gift that's sure to make your friends smile… and maybe even laugh out loud! Enjoy the good vibes each morning with this awesome mug.
23 in stock
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Fashioncraft Small Deluxe Mug – Constellation $46.86
This stunning Black Roast & Toast Mug with a white Leaf Constellation design will transport you to far away galaxies! Relax under a sky full of stars and enjoy a smoke and a steaming coffee.This is the perfect gift for any smoker! Our beautiful Roast & Toast Mug is made of ceramic. It features a cool white leaf constellation set in a night sky filled with stars.Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a color gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.This is a great gift favor idea for a 420-themed event, party, dinner or celebration. It also makes a fabulous collectable to add to a mug collection.
40 in stock
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World's Biggest Asshole Trophy $17.82
This World's Biggest Asshole Trophy is the perfect gag gift for that one special person in your life that has everything. This decorative middle finger award is sure to put a smile on their face (even if it's ironically!) and is sure to become a conversation piece!
20 in stock
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World's Biggest Dick Trophy $17.82
Reward your favorite stud with the World's Biggest Dick Trophy! This outrageous adult trophy award is sure to win a laugh no matter who you give it to. Show off your appreciation with this hilarious penis statue award – it's guaranteed to make anyone smile! Get your funny gag gift today and give recognition where it's due!
21 in stock
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Penis Pop It Fidget Toy – Multi Color $17.04
Penis Pop-It Toy. The trendy fidget toy that now is for adults. Adults need the feeling of popping bubble wrap to help them destress. In a fun rainbow penis shape.
89 in stock
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Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card $9.36
Eat my box and handle it with care.If you don't understand you're too young to be on this site… Be blunt and tell them what you want. Save the dirty stuff for the inside of the card… we don't wanna know. Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
21 in stock
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Dick In Your Future Sticker – Pack Of 3 $12.48
I see Dick in your near Future sticker. Express your style with a Vinyl Laminate Sticker! Our 3″ x 3″ sticker is perfect for decorating your water bottle, laptop, and cell phone case in fun, unique designs. Show off your individuality and stick with us!Key Features: 3″ x 3″
4 in stock
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Glitterati Penis 3ft Mylar Balloon – Rose Gold $19.74
Glitterati Penis Mylar Balloon. 3 foot tall. A great naughty party decoration.
214 in stock
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Spread'em Love Doll – Ivory $66.69
Spread those legs and dive deep into thrilling pleasure with the CalExotics Spread'Em Love Doll. The thrilling sex doll features a life-size design, 3 naughty love holes, and squeezable body.
No matter which one you choose, the tight chambers are sure to create a wonderland of pleasure for any member willing to slip inside. The full body stroker is great for anyone wanting a little more from their pleasure play with a curvy full size body just waiting to be squeezed. The sinfully sexy love doll is incredible for missionary, anal, reverse cowgirl, and so much more.
This durable doll is easy-to-use, easy-to-clean and requires no special care. Prior to and after each use, wash sleeve internally and externally with warm water and soap.
27 in stock
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Shots Short Penis Plushie – Black 4″ / 10 Cm $18.54
Looking at this cute and soft penis will put an instant smile on your face! This cock is there to make you laugh and keep you comfortable – with this plush penis you won't feel alone any longer! Ideal gift for a bachelor party, a sweet sixteen, or just to be funny! The penis is made of very soft fabric, making it very cuddly and perfect to bring to bed with you.Product dimensions3.54″ x 2.17″ x 3.94″.Materials:Cotton, polyester.
140 in stock
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Shots Short Penis Plushie – Black 8″ / 20 Cm $37.32
Looking at this cute and soft penis will put an instant smile on your face! This cock is there to make you laugh and keep you comfortable – with this plush penis you won't feel alone any longer! Ideal gift for a bachelor party, a sweet sixteen, or just to be funny! The penis is made of very soft fabric, making it very cuddly and perfect to bring to bed with you.Product dimensions6.69″ x 4.33″ x 7.48″.Materials:Cotton, polyester.
51 in stock
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Shots Penis Neck Pillow Plushie – Pink $63.54
Looking at this cute and soft penis will put an instant smile on your face! This cock is there to make you laugh and keep you comfortable – with this plush penis you won't feel alone any longer! Ideal gift for a bachelorette party, a sweet sixteen, or just to be funny! The penis is made of very soft fabric, making it very cuddly and perfect to bring to bed with you.Materials:85% PP cotton+ 15% short plush.
8 in stock
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Shots The Dickheads Ball Door Stopper $27.42
Prop your door open in style with the Dickheads Ball Door Stopper. This Flexible ballsack keeps your door securely in place. Fun and functional, it makes a great gift for your weird friends. Weight: Meaty. Size: Big enough.
168 in stock
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Wood Rocket Bad Mother Fucker Air Freshener – New Car Smell $11.25
Smell ya later with this “Bad Mother Fucker” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a New Car Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
26 in stock
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Wood Rocket Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Air Freshener – Black Ice $11.25
Smell ya later with this “Fuck You You Fucking Fuck” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Black Ice Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
79 in stock
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Wood Rocket Spank Me Air Freshener – Sandalwood $11.25
Smell ya later with this “Spank Me Paddle” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Sandal Wood Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
43 in stock
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Wood Rocket Pot Leaf Keychain – Green $24.36
This fun enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect accessory for your pocket. Display your smoke product pride! This Green Leaf Weed Keychain looks just like a pot leaf only smaller! Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift! Oh, and please don't smoke this keychain.
47 in stock
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Wood Rocket High Af Air Freshener – Mint $10.80
Smell ya later with this “High AF” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Mint Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
50 in stock
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Wood Rocket Purr Purr Pass Air Freshener – Green Grass $11.25
Smell ya later with this “Purr Purr Pass” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Green Grass Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
67 in stock
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Wood Rocket Best Buds Air Freshener – Pine $11.25
Smell ya later with this “Best Buds” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pine Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
71 in stock
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Creature Cocks Hell-hound, Lord Kraken, & King Cobra Silicone Key Chain Set – Pack Of 3 Multi Color $56.16
Let your freaky side show and flag that you're into fantasy roleplay or mythical sex with this keychain set! This colorful set of miniaturized dildos include the Hell-Hound, Lord Kraken, and King Cobra! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
160 in stock
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