Transform your daily drive into a hilarious adventure with the “I’m Only Speeding Cuz I Have to Poop” Car Window Sign from Kalan! This cheeky accessory is the perfect way to let other drivers know there’s a very urgent reason you’re zipping past them. Made from durable material, the sign is easy to attach and guaranteed to spark laughter (and maybe a few sympathetic nods) from fellow commuters. Whether you’re racing to the restroom or just want to lighten the mood, this sign is sure to turn your commute into a comedy show on wheels!

Pjur Med’s Repair Glide is a naturally formulated water based lubricant with regenerating hyaluronic acid. The innovative formula guarantees an exceptionally long lasting lubrication. Hyaluronan has the ability to bind large amounts of water and to provide better than average lubrication, enabling optimal regeneration of the skin. The glide covers the skin with an invisible, air permeable film, making it smooth and soft. 100ml.

While waterproof is wonderful, water based has its merits as well. Ride Water Based is a super thick water based gel, and will stay where it is put. No runs, no drips, no mess. This lube is easy to clean up, and will never stain those silky sheets. Ride Water Based is the super slick, water based lubricant from Ride BodyWorx.

This formula is infused with natural seaweed extracts, including Carrageenan, Nori, and Wakame and it will not become sticky or dry up quickly like many other competing water based lubricants. Ride Water Based is perfect for those occasions when you need to clean up quick – just wipe down, and you are good to go. Formulated with only the safest ingredients, this lubricant is ideal pleasure enhancer for the lube purist.

Ingredients: Purified Water, Plant Cellulose from Cotton, Cyamopsis Guar Conditioners, Potassium Sorbate. 8.5 ounces bottle.

Want the best of both worlds? Ride Silk Hybrid provides just that, infusing 12% silicone and cream emollients into a water based formula. Silk Hybrid lasts longer than a water based lubricant, without the difficult clean up of a silicone. Ride Silk Hybrid is a luxurious hybrid lubricant, formulated with cream emollients and a 12% silicone blend. This Silk Hybrid personal lubricant is water based, with just enough silicone infused to give you the best of both worlds – long lasting like a silicone lubricant, and easy to clean up, like a water based lubricant. The super silky texture provides just the right amount of glide to enhance any sensual encounter. Ingredients: Purified Water, Plant Cellulose  from Cotton, Isopropyl Palmitate, Polysorbate 20, Dimethicone, Emollient Ester, Potassium Sorbate. 8.5 oz bottle.

While waterproof is wonderful, water based has its merits as well. Ride Water Based is a super thick water based gel, and will stay where it is put. No runs, no drips, no mess. This lube is easy to clean up, and will never stain those silky sheets. Ride Water Based is the super slick, water based lubricant from Ride BodyWorx.

This formula is infused with natural seaweed extracts, including Carrageenan, Nori, and Wakame and it will not become sticky or dry up quickly like many other competing water based lubricants. Ride Water Based is perfect for those occasions when you need to clean up quick: just wipe down, and you are good to go. Formulated with only the safest ingredients, this lubricant is ideal pleasure enhancer for the lube purist.

Ingredients: Purified Water, Plant Cellulose from Cotton, Cyamopsis Guar Conditioners, Potassium Sorbate. 4.2 oz bottle.

Sliquid Oceanics is the newest addition to the Organics family of products, and takes the infusion of organic botanicals to a whole new level with the addition of extracts of the sea. Carrageenan offers the benefit of being one of the most effective lubricants found in nature, and has been shown in lab tests to help prevent the spread of HPV (Genital Warts), which is one of the most common STD’s. Wakame is a red algae often used for it’s anti-wrinkle & skin revitalizing properties, as well as being a natural source of Vitamins A, B, C and E. Nori is a green algae, and is an effective natural moisturizer, as well as being a great source of B Vitamins (Folic Acid) and minerals, including Zinc, Iodine, Iron & Copper.

Offering women a healthier choice, this glycerine and paraben free organic lubricant has been blended with certified organic botanical extracts that heal and support the body. Aloe Vera and Alfalfa are a natural skin soothers. Vitamin E is well known for it’s healing properties, and Green Tea & Hibiscus are well documented for their invigorating & skin elasticity properties. Flax is an organic source of Omega-3 fatty acids, and Sunflower Seed is rich source of amino acids and minerals.

Sliquid Organics Sensation is a water based stimulating organic personal lubricant, botanically infused with natural ingredients, including the active ingredient food grade menthol. It is designed to heighten sensitivity and provide a deep pleasurable stimulating sensation during use. Blended with food grade menthol, this organic lubricant goes on cool, and warms pleasurably with friction. The sensation is intense, and designed for those looking to add extra stimulation to an already pleasurable experience. The viscosity of Sliquid Organics Sensation is identical to Sliquid Organics Natural, and emulates your body’s own natural lubrication.

Organics Sensation is water based, and easy to clean up. Offering women a healthier choice, this glycerine and paraben free organic lubricant has been blended with certified organic botanical extracts that heal and support the body. Aloe Vera and Alfalfa are a natural skin soothers. Vitamin E is well known for it’s healing properties, and Green Tea and Hibiscus are well documented for their invigorating and skin elasticity properties. Flax is an organic source of Omega-3 fatty acids, and Sunflower Seed is rich source of amino acids and minerals.