Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Straws – Pack Of 8
$11.85
Happy Fucking Birthday line of partywares are approved by sassy grandparents and anyone that enjoys a good laugh on their special day! This line of hilarious party products has been regarded by media outlets worldwide as the “Official line of adult- themed disposable paper products of 2022”. This beautifully patterned line of tableware features 8 high quality paper 8 inch straws with glittering fuck you fingers. Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high class function with any of our fine paper products.
Happy Fucking Birthday line of partywares are approved by sassy grandparents and anyone that enjoys a good laugh on their special day! This line of hilarious party products has been regarded by media outlets worldwide as the “Official line of adult- themed disposable paper products of 2022”. This beautifully patterned line of tableware features 8 high quality paper 8 inch straws with glittering fuck you fingers. Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high class function with any of our fine paper products.
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